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    “I want to do it. I want to go to every other sad fucking dying universe, and I want to take all the Anteverse’s toys, and I want to make them ours, and I want to give them to every other dumbass versions of us out there, until we have an army. Every us and every kaiju and every Jaeger and every PPDC and every Earth. And then I want to fucking kick down the Anteverse’s fucking door, and fucking obliterate them. So they can never, ever come back.”

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    It's 2030 and the apocalypse hasn't so much been cancelled as changed horsemen.

    The Challenger Deep Breach is closed but all that means is that the Anteverse is pissed, and daikaiju are simple compared with a constantly mutating virus that turns everything it infects into puddles of howling Kaiju Blue.

    Everything it's infected bar one thing, and if the Precursors think a few extra arms and eyes are going to stop Newton Geiszler from kicking some asshole alien ass, they've got another thing coming.

    Hermann, meanwhile, is juggling a young family, an inhuman boyfriend, bureaucracy, kidnapping attempts from a shadowy government agency, and a mathematical model that just won't predict, no matter how much chalk he wastes on it. (Which, honestly is none; Newt's allergic, nowadays.)

    In other words, it's just another average end of the world for the PPDC K-Science Division.

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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Hermann receives the first letter when he is eighteen years old.

    or: Kaiju don't attack the Earth, but Hermann and Newt still write letters, botch their first meeting, and fall in love, not necessarily in that order.

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    22 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Will you please stop that wretched noise?” Hermann snapped. “I can barely hear myself think.”
    Newton shrugged. “Nah, man. Trash all your gross air fresheners first.”
    “The air fresheners are to keep the smell of your precious kaiju samples from wafting over to my side of the lab.”
    “Dude, they make the smell worse. All the chemicals and shit from my side aren’t gonna disappear because you want your side to smell like fucking cinnamon apples.”

    Or: Hermann and Newt get sad, drunk, and together (in that order).

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    08 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Hermann cleared his throat and adjusted his grip on his cane, which, in an effort to stop people (read: Newton) tripping over it, was tucked neatly under the table. With the smallest of nudges, one end found itself in the path of one unlucky jaeger pilot. His tray went flying, and he hit the ground hard, and though Hermann was sure nothing had been broken by the fall, he still fought back a grimace in sympathy at the loud thud that echoed through the mess hall.
    Chatter at the surrounding table went silent, and several pairs of indifferent eyes landed on Hermann, who was pulling his cane closer to himself, placing it safely in his lap.

    Or: Hermann defends Newt's honor (like, a bunch of times)

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    24 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    “I do have standards. There’s baseline standards of being a good human being and age limits and that but honestly, whoever will have me, shoot your shot. Oh hey, Hermann, I saved the best bit of cake for you.”

    Hermann feels himself blush to the tips of his ears as Newt slides a corner piece of sickeningly sweet cake across the table at him. He’s late for dinner and it’s kind of Newt to have noticed and saved dessert for him.

    in which Newt will date almost anyone and Hermann wants to be more than just anyone

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    19 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    There are no monsters, mutants, or war. Robots do not stand as gladiators against the test of Man. Warriors do not drift together - close in thought and will and action.

    There’s just a hole in the desert. And it grows.

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    17 Sep 2020

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