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    Myrensi Mol'diira has been told every single day of her life to be grateful, to praise Lolth for making her be born in Relonar instead of the highest cities of the Underdark. There, the Priestesses tell her, marauding villains come from the surface to steal away babies in the night. There are people who know how to cast Sunlight. There is everything that Myrensi is not allowed, is everything that Myrensi will never become.
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    Ren stumbles out of the Underdark and into the hearts of Refuge's citizens. She lives and dies almost four thousand times. And with just the slightest tug on a thread of Fate, she becomes so much more than she ever thought she would.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    197
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    One year left on the Plane of Magic. Six crew members still alive. Seven horcruxes to destroy. Four hundred students to protect. One very fucking long con to play.

    Taako remains at Hogwarts, hiding in plain sight as a loyal Death Eater. He's got one year to do what he can.

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    English
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    17,919
    Chapters:
    7/17
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    524
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    The crew of the Starblaster has been attending Hogwarts for the past five years. Going into sixth year, Barry isn't too nervous. They've infiltrated the Death Eaters and Dumbledore's Army, passed all their exams, and managed to keep everybody alive.

    But nothing is ever as easy as it seems. And sixth year might just be the most difficult one yet.

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    English
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    25,096
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    770
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    The lines have been drawn, and Davenport is ready for battle. Like it not, he cares about this plane, and he's going to do anything to save it. But when his fights don't take quite the turn he expects them to, well... it's all Davenport can do to keep himself and his family alive.

    Playing the villain and Umbridge's lackey, Hogwarts just got a whole lot more complicated.

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    English
    Words:
    30,675
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    861
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    If anybody looks at the lease, they’ll see that the house actually belongs to Julia and Magnus Burnsides. But walking inside, they’d have a harder time figuring out who’s actually in charge, and who’s a weird roommate, or quasi-uncle, or just some kid who wandered in.
    They still laughingly argue about how Taako and Lup got there.
    “No,” Julia will insist, chuckling, “I’m pretty sure that I we helped them stop that bank robbery.”
    “Nuh-uh,” Magnus will laugh back, “They were robbing the bank but they liked us enough to stop!”
    And then Taako will throw a loose brick in their general direction, and Magnus will catch it and crush it, and whatever criminal they’re super-illegally pursuing will be intimidated enough to surrender right there, or at least freeze long enough for Davenport to fly into his face and knock him out.

    Oh, yeah.
    Because the Burnsides and the Taaco twins and Davenport aren’t just weird suburban roommates. They’re also superheroes.

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    English
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    18,069
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1263
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    Four years into Hogwarts, the fight between light and dark has not yet begun - but the sides are being determined every day. In the middle of it all is Merle, busy sweet-talking plants, kissing his boyfriend, and trying to keep his family together as the world tries to tear them apart.

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    English
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    15,647
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    862
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    Refuge isn’t just a city. It’s a home. And, for the most part, it’s a family. They stay inside the city limits and work on their farms and do all the typical things that people in small towns and villages do.

    See, the outside world is dangerous. June hears about it daily - from the miners to the farm hands to the shopkeep to her daddy. There’s rumors of towns turning into black glass. Of armies being sucked into black holes and spit into space. Of shimmering bubbles trapping people inside until they choke to death.

    It’s much safer in Refuge.

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    English
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    6,194
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    43
    Hits:
    103
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    With her memory gone and dementors around the castle, Lucretia doesn't quite know what to do. She devotes herself to finding a way to remember all that she's lost.

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    English
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    30,977
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    234
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1590
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    Hecuba is a precocious child. Everyone on the beach agrees, so it must be true. She doesn't read until seven, but she's swimming before she can walk and spending full minutes underwater.
    She's got a gift .
    She's going to do great things, someday.
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    How did Hecuba Roughridge find herself in an arranged marriage to Merle? What happened to this largely-forgotten character to bring her to Goldcliff on the day of Story and Song?
    It's a Hecuba backstory, kids!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,151
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    241
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    flipwizard: I think I kissed him

    Lup de Lup: WHAT??!!

    Lup de Lup: wdym “I think”

    flipwizard: I don't remember alot

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    835
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    When Taako and Ren are running the newest hot TV show, the Great Faerun Bake Off, there's plenty of room for things to go wrong. But there's also plenty of room for things to go very, very right.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    889
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    Neither Taako nor Kravitz know their birthday. Taako’s was simply never recorded, while Kravitz’s was lost to the millennia.

    It's time to change that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    544
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    As far as Taako’s concerned, though, the whole idea of soulmates is ridiculous. Istus doesn’t know him. Nobody really does. Besides-- for every couple he sees, hands held tight and fingers woven with red thread, there’s a threadless couple. And they all fight and hit and quarrel and break in up the same way.

    So he and Sazed are fine. They’re not soulmates, but Taako’s never even seen his, so Sazed’s as good as it’s gonna get.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,980
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1057
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    The crew of the Starblaster has six more years to recover the light, now that they know its position. It's a task easier said than done, considering the difficulties of being 12, attending Hogwarts, and dealing with a monster within the castle itself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,149
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2068
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    There's nothing fair about death.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    331
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    It's a snowy day in Faerun when Taako and Kravitz miraculously have work off at the same time. They make a day out of trying the cheesiest winter activities possible.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    203
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    Kravitz is late for work when his cat decides to tag along.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,404
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    563
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    It's hard to be on time for family dinner, especially when there's nothing to wear.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    368
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    In one universe, Lucas Miller pulls Noelle out of the Sea of Souls and into a hug-sized robot. In this universe, he pulls out Julia.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    503
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    A Friday night reveals many things to many people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    530

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