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    The woman laughs, her eyes crinkling behind her silver cat-eye glasses. "You must be Eliot,” she says, cheerfully. “He warned me you were charming. Where is he?”

    Eliot’s stomach drops as he realizes that this is a terrible fucking mistake, because this ain’t a random elderly woman showing up to collect cans or take up donations or whatever it is that elderly woman in weird fucking places like Portland do. This is Hardison’s nana, and Eliot has just opened the door to the apartment—to Hardison and Parker’s apartment—like he lives there.

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    28 Feb 2021

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    “If I said that, then that means I would be thinking about you and Parker, which I never do,” Eliot had said.
    Because Eliot is a big fat liar who is in love with his best friends.

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    27 Feb 2021

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    “Looking for assistance. I am a larger-than-average Omega, 5’10” and around 225lbs of mostly muscle. Often mistaken as an Alpha due to my build, and honestly I’m not sweet and gentle. Spent some time in combat, can hold my own and then some. Don’t come looking to dominate me. That being said, I’d like an Alpha bigger than me who *could* hold me down if I agreed to it. Don’t want someone I could break. I have frequent heats, and dealing with them alone is getting old.”

     

     

    When you're the most feared assassin in the international spy world, who happens to also be an Omega, it's not exactly easy to scrounge up a willing partner. After all, everyone assumes you're an Alpha based on your size and generally grumpy nature. The website is an online matching service that seemed doubtful to his skeptical mind, but all he's looking for is a cock to ride out his heats with instead of doing all the work himself. Should be simple enough, right?

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    07 Feb 2021

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    Prompt from tumblr: Cas yelling in Enochian when he fucks Dean. Sam tuning it out because he doesn’t understand it anyway, Kevin losing his goddamn mind because he understands every word Cas is saying and holy fuck are those two dirty in bed.

    Thought this was a great idea for a fic, decided to explore it. You can mouse-hover over Castiel's Enochian, and see the translations.

    Now with translations for readability on mobile.

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    06 Feb 2021

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    Taking his thumb out from between his teeth, saving them from the brutal tirade of his anxiety. He began to pick at his cuticles instead. It seemed recently that he was becoming less of himself, jittery, shaky, his mind drawing him deeper and deeper into a pit that even he was scared of, mostly because he knew that once he was in there he would never come out again- Or at least not all in one piece. Once he reached the depth the pit he would become reckless, he would become dangerous, to the enemy and the allies. He would probably end up dead. And he couldn’t do that because they all needed him and if not him, then the Captain.

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    04 Feb 2021