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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and gosh! Have things gone awry for you!

    Whether you've forced down gritty, raw meat first or stomached through sweet, terrible indulgence, neither outcome has been kind to you.

    Not to worry though! In this vast space, anything is possible, including a happy ending for someone like you.

    The question is, are you willing to work for it?

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    04 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 11

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    Despite this idyllic life in this universe you were gifted, you find yourself discontent with this life you have been carving out for yourself.
    Your name is JANE CROCKER and you may have been hitting the GAY SNOOZE BUTTON for FAR TOO LONG.

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    26 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this fic makes me go pogchamp

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Something is up with Dirk Strider, but neither friend nor family has been able to pry the truth of just what out of him. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, and Jake English has been desperate to devise an unsinkable plan of seduction for a long time. Seizing his opportunity by the scruff of the neck, he whisks Dirk off for a summer at a secluded mountainside cabin.

    Can he find a way to make his plan a reality? Of course he can! What could possibly go wrong?

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    01 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Jake English, feeling stifled by life on Earth, decides to jump ship and start a new life 1,000 light years away on a planet only known as the Far, Far Range, beginning a new career as a Slime Rancher. Here, there are adventures to be had. Here, there are mysteries to solve. Here, there will be no-one he's beholden to except for the adorable native wildlife, himself, and...the mysterious mechanic, Dirk Strider. He provides Jake with the invaluable service of maintaining and upgrading his ranch and equipment, and even more invaluable, is the only person around to talk to.

    Now, if only he could get even a glimpse of the guy...

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    18 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    FICTIONAL DIRK: For the sake of brevity, I won't pull out the obvious “says you”. I'll bet you're real mad that this is a dialogue now. You were just itching to do some Lovecrafian shit to the literal horizon in an effort to shoehorn that metaphor in, weren't you?
    DIRK: You make fun of me for being “surprisingly woke” and then drop the L-bomb like that? Dude.
    FICTIONAL DIRK: Let it be known I’m shrugging.
    FICTIONAL DIRK: You didn’t do all of this just to have a debate on ‘art vs artist’, did you?

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    05 Aug 2020