oleandy
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- Homestuck (4)
- Undertale (Video Game) (1)
- Overwatch (Video Game) (1)
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In between the amount of interkingdom conferences, meetings for setting up the Consort Kingdom to be self-governing, and whatever staggering amount of bullshit Jake's been working with as a star of whatever Hollywood 2.0 has set up for him, you decided to outstretch a (hopefully) helpful hand to help him relax, and he agrees.
Now you're stuck in the middle of some fuck off deciduous rain forest with a whole lot of amphibireptiles that you’re unsure whether or not were invited, and a whole Jake English.
You definitely needed more time to prepare.
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Dirk catches up with an old flame over dinner, and when something goes wrong, he had to contact someone he never thought he would see again.
(note my friend leo wrote most of this, i just edited and coded it)
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[OLD] crowded house of kids who don't remember what happened by oleandy
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 May 2019
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With the end of Sburb, the world was reset. The kids grew up, not knowing of what had occured in their previous lives, they never knew the trials they went through, only the reward of living again.
Yet, memories come back in bubbles of dreams and hazy visions. One cannot simply forget their past.
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a past relationship stills haunts him, he never wanted to get into that mess again.
but hey, doesn't history repeat itself?
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Since the recreation of Overwatch, new and old agents alike have been joining the ranks.
Winston takes this chance to begin the preparation of the new Overwatch's first mission: scoping out one of the old bases from before the fall, specifically, Watchpoint: Grand Mesa.
He chooses Jesse McCree as the group leader, as he knows the area the most out of all of the other agents. Lúcio Correia dos Santos joins second, eager to help Overwatch onto its feet. Genji Shimada joins third, and Hanzo followed quickly behind.
The four men pack up and leave one early summer morning, and fly over to the United States, then took to roads to see what Grand Mesa had become since the fall.
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Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and gosh! Have things gone awry for you!
Whether you've forced down gritty, raw meat first or stomached through sweet, terrible indulgence, neither outcome has been kind to you.
Not to worry though! In this vast space, anything is possible, including a happy ending for someone like you.
The question is, are you willing to work for it?
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04 Jan 2021
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Despite this idyllic life in this universe you were gifted, you find yourself discontent with this life you have been carving out for yourself.
Your name is JANE CROCKER and you may have been hitting the GAY SNOOZE BUTTON for FAR TOO LONG.Series
- Part 1 of Janey Bear Matron Extraordinaire
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Something is up with Dirk Strider, but neither friend nor family has been able to pry the truth of just what out of him. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, and Jake English has been desperate to devise an unsinkable plan of seduction for a long time. Seizing his opportunity by the scruff of the neck, he whisks Dirk off for a summer at a secluded mountainside cabin.
Can he find a way to make his plan a reality? Of course he can! What could possibly go wrong?
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01 Dec 2020
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Jake English, feeling stifled by life on Earth, decides to jump ship and start a new life 1,000 light years away on a planet only known as the Far, Far Range, beginning a new career as a Slime Rancher. Here, there are adventures to be had. Here, there are mysteries to solve. Here, there will be no-one he's beholden to except for the adorable native wildlife, himself, and...the mysterious mechanic, Dirk Strider. He provides Jake with the invaluable service of maintaining and upgrading his ranch and equipment, and even more invaluable, is the only person around to talk to.
Now, if only he could get even a glimpse of the guy...
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18 Aug 2020
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FICTIONAL DIRK: For the sake of brevity, I won't pull out the obvious “says you”. I'll bet you're real mad that this is a dialogue now. You were just itching to do some Lovecrafian shit to the literal horizon in an effort to shoehorn that metaphor in, weren't you?
DIRK: You make fun of me for being “surprisingly woke” and then drop the L-bomb like that? Dude.
FICTIONAL DIRK: Let it be known I’m shrugging.
FICTIONAL DIRK: You didn’t do all of this just to have a debate on ‘art vs artist’, did you?Bookmarked by oleandy
05 Aug 2020