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    “You said something, back in Tadfield, while we were waiting for the bus,” Aziraphale says. “It’s been rattling about in my mind ever since.”

    “If you’re talking about the invite back to my place, that was a shameless ploy to get you to clean up the holy water and what was left of Ligur,” Crowley says.

    It’s a lie – Crowley had been as surprised as anyone to rediscover the remains of his former colleague on the floor of his flat, the night the world didn’t end. What it had been, Aziraphale is sure, was an unsubtle way to say ‘please don’t leave me alone’, a sentiment Aziraphale more than shares. He never intends to leave Crowley alone ever again, if he can help it. He’s had more than enough of that for one eternal lifetime.

    “No,” he says, shaking his head. “I’m talking about something else. You suggested that everything, our prevention of Armageddon included, was perhaps part of the Ineffable Plan.”

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    14 Oct 2019

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    I love you.

     

    Three words a demon never expects to hear. Three words a demon never expects to say. Angels, on the other hand, are practically made for these words. Aziraphale certainly is. All he has to do is find the right moment to say them.

    Crowley may have been an angel once, but even that couldn't prepare him for this.

     

    Or, three times Crowley wasn't ready to hear those three little words from Aziraphale and one time he finally is.

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    14 Oct 2019

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    “Please slow down, Crowley, do,” Aziraphale pleads as Crowley swerves around what could be a large tomcat or a small child. “If you carry on like this, you’ll bowl over every building left standing by the Germans between here and St. Paul’s.”

    Crowley has a problem. Well, he has many problems, at the moment, but they all stem from one single problem which is this: he can’t feel his feet. He can’t decide if this is more or less of a problem than the one he had ten minutes earlier, when Aziraphale had looked at Crowley for the first time in eighty years and immediately assumed he was the king of the Nazi henchmen. And not even good Nazi henchmen.

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    14 Oct 2019

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    Crowley and Aziraphale head home from Tadfield. But what does home mean to them now? They need to address their feelings for each other. And with the threat of retribution from their respective Head Office’s hanging over their heads, they need to think up a new plan and quick.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    The first time they touch, it’s in the Garden of Eden. They’re watching Eve and Adam disappear over the line of the horizon. The humans are facing the endless, sparse expanse of the desert. As it begins to rain, Crawly shifts closer to Aziraphale, and the angel protects him with his wing.
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    Or, six thousand years of pining, stolen glances, almost-touches, plummeting towards the inevitable end.

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    08 Oct 2019