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    The life of a Witcher was hard, no doubt about it. Most were resigned to their lot, nothing they could do to change it; some were openly spiteful, cursing the gods and the forces of the universe that brought them this fate. Coën was in the minority in that he was... content, with his lot in life. He wasn't happy about it, but he wasn't raging against it with his whole being. He simply was a Witcher, and he did his job.

    He was also an Omega, and that presented... problems.

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    09 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a morning jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

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    03 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Jaskier always brings Geralt to the most interesting parties.

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    29 Mar 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Jaskier always brings Geralt to the most interesting parties.

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    29 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    Yennefer is sent to Kerack instead of Aedirn.

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    29 Mar 2021