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    21 Aug 2019

  2. Rec *

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    18 Aug 2019

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    06 Aug 2019

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    Harry is invited to dinner and a show, not entirely in that order.

    Post Changes. This fic is known to its friends as "Man on a Goethe Having Lunch". Draw your own conclusions about what company it keeps. Warning for promiscuous!Harry. 50 000 words of angst not included.

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    04 Aug 2019

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    holy fuck

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    Written for the Dresden Files kink meme, being an AU where Marcone also has magical powers. A murderer is getting rid of the signatories who have come to Chicago to sign Gentleman Johnny Marcone into the Accords.

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    24 Jul 2019