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    How many ways can you kill your asshole father? Let's find out.

    How many ways can you kill your significant other's and friend's asshole father? We'll figure that out too.

    How many ways can you, the asshole father, be killed? I'm having a lot of fun with this. I hope you rot, Reginald Hargreeves.

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    Everybody has some sort of addiction. Addicts tend to go through withdrawal, at one point or another.

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    Eudora Patch lives. Diego Hargreeves isn't so lucky. But the end of the world doesn't stop for such simple things as a broken-hearted cop, does it?

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Lanterns.” Dirk breathes, a giddy rush of hope welling up in his chest. “I knew they weren’t stars!”

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    Dirk Gently dreams of one thing, and one thing only; seeing the mysterious lights that rise in the sky once a year. The problem with that is that he’s never left his room before, much less his tower, and with every warning his father has given him he’s not sure he can bring himself to do it alone.

    Which is exactly when Todd Brotzman crashes into his life. Or, rather, the business end of his frying pan.

    What do a regretful criminal and a boy with magical glowing hair have in common? Not a lot, it turns out. But as they embark on a journey that promises to fulfill their dreams, somewhere along the way they’ll realise that all of the things they’d been looking for mean nothing compared to what they eventually find together.

    Featuring a full cast of cameos, a glowing yellow jacket, and Farah Black weilding a sword, it’s a Tangled AU that nobody asked for (but I hope you enjoy reading anyway.)

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    13 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    Todd Brotzman is a cynical, world-weary private investigator, and this may be the weirdest case he's ever found himself on. He's not sure whether the presence of a "holistic detective" will help or hinder matters. In fact, he's not really sure of a lot of things anymore.

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    12 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    She’s made it exceptionally clear that despite what he was beginning to think they are not friends, and he’s kidding himself if he doesn’t think that Bart will kill him the moment she grows tired of his presence.

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    12 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    This is all thrown out the window (or, rather, the windshield) when the driver slams on the brakes, very suddenly, and the entire bus lurches to a stop, barely avoiding slamming right into a red headed man with an armful of lobsters. The man stumbles and drops his lobsters, giving the bus an incredibly shocked look.

    And the man sprints away, clutching his lobsters to his chest. Todd can't really be sure, he hit his head pretty hard against the floor, but the red headed man looked very familiar.

     

     

    (In which Todd labels himself a Salmon of Doubt and Dirk doesn't know how to take care of a baby)

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    07 Jan 2020

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    06 Jan 2020