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“ Of course,” she continues, “even if you didn’t call, I’ll still be up to date in your day-to day shit, because you know WHY?” she says this last part a bit aggressively, “because JAEMIN. NEVER. TALKS. ABOUT. ANYTHING. ELSE. It’s always Jeno did this, Jeno did that, Noona, did you know Jeno—“
Jaemin breaks free from his hold to yell into the phone. “HRAAAAAGH NOONAAAAA”
Jisoo snorts and says placatingly, “okay, okay. Sorry. Jeno, what’s up?”
“Noona, what do you think about meeting up with Jaemin later to practice kissing for your drama?”Or, Jaemin is nervous about having to have his first kiss ever with his co-actress from this drama he’s starring in, so he asks his best friend Jeno, who he is unfortunately in love with, to help him out.
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debt of a knife by iliacquer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2020
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The Lans were all shining and strange, more beings of ice than men, but not a single one of them shone as brightly as their lord. He strode forward, his cloak a whisper of noise against the snow, his black hair glittering with frost.
“Kneel,” said Hanguang Jun. His voice was deep.
Or: The AU where warlord!LWJ fic takes rebel WWX captive ~as his warprize~ but is actually protecting him.
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22 Feb 2021
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Like the dawn you woke the world by feyburner for neozeka
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Jun 2020
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The first thing Wei Wuxian’s husband said to him was, “Your hands are shaking.”
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18 Feb 2021
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A Match in the Making by lareine
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Feb 2021
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man who had all of his shit together must be in search of a partner.
The only person Wei Ying could think of who had their shit together on a level equal to Lan Zhan was Mianmian.
So naturally, to ensure the happiness of two of his very good friends, Wei Ying embarks on a matchmaking journey.
(Five times Wei Ying tries to set up his friends and one time he gets set up himself.)
(Or, the "you like mianmian" cave scene, extended version.)
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18 Feb 2021
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Let's take a ride round the curves of desire by feyburner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Feb 2021
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Wei Ying was sprawled on the floor in front of the oscillating fan when Lan Zhan got home from work.
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“I mean.” Wei Ying’s cheeks were so hot. She threw an arm over her face, finally giving into the urge to hide, though she could still feel the heat of Lan Zhan’s gaze. “No, I was just saying, you don’t have to. Like, I can do it.”
“You can eat yourself out?” Lan Zhan sounded intrigued.
Wei Ying was so shocked she burst out laughing. “NO! No, shut up, I just meant I can like, I can take care of it.”
“So can I,” Lan Zhan pointed out. “And I’m already down here.”
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Open Up Your Hands by etymologyplayground for SonaSona
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Feb 2021
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"You are so mean!" Wei Ying tells him. "Why didn't you tell me??"
"That I liked you?"
"That we gave Xiao Mianmian lucky money!"
"It was your idea, Wei Ying. You said, Let's give her lucky money, and then you held out your hand for my purse. I thought you might have noticed," says Lan Wangji, who is obsessed with him.
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Lan Wangji sticks his foot out and trips Wei Ying, then swoops forward to scoop him up before he can fall. Wei Ying cackles and clings and makes himself comfortable in Lan Wangji's arms, hides his blushing face in Lan Wangji's hair. "Alright," Lan Wangji says. "If Wei Ying wants a baby, we'll have one."