notoneforreality

I live in my own world



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    Peter Parker goes to a nice school with nice prospects and nice opportunities. Some of those nice opportunities are field trips. Unfortunately, he doesn't have the best record with field trips. He's just counting on the fact that non of them can be as bad as Oscorp.

    On second thoughts, cancel that. It wasn't supposed to be a challenge.

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    For a long time, Tony was convinced he'd be an awful father. With his Daddy issues? Yeah, that wasn't a role he wanted to touch with a barge pole, whatever one of those were. Only, then he ends up with his own daughter, and then he finds a kid in the middle of nowhere who helps him, and then he finds another kid whom he can help, and then he has another daughter on purpose, this time. Suddenly, he's surrounded by 'World's Best Dad' merchandise, and he's pretty sure he's got the world's best kids.

    Most of the time.

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    If you write something on your skin, then it will show up on your soulmate's skin as well.
     

    James doesn't quite fall in love over physics discussions and cheeky book quotes scrawled over his heart, coding and riddles inked onto his skin, but he comes close. He does.

    And then he actually meets Q.

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    14 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I am going to cry this is incredible and gorgeous and beautiful and it hurts but the end is so worth it so worth it

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    Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.

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    13 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Q is on vacation when Bond arrives which is odd because Bond was supposed to be retired and with Madeleine Swann.

    “What are you doing here, Bond?” Q asked, setting aside his book.

    “I went back to Six and they said you had gone off on vacation. Lovely choice by the way,” Bond said, looking around as if it were the first time he had seen the place; as if he hadn’t been stalking Q around the property all morning.

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    • Part 27 of 00Q
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    13 May 2020

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    Clint leans over to Tony and whispers. “For the record, I know you’re lying. You’re describing the perfect man and he doesn’t exist. You might as well say you’re dating Superman because at least Christopher Reeve was a looker.“

    (Based on this prompt: Tony keeps telling the avengers how awesome his husband is but they don't believe he exists because it has been months and they still haven't met him yet and then finally, Rhodey comes home.)

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    09 May 2020

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    “I… am not being challenged in the right ways here,” Harley says slowly, carefully. He’s not really lying, this way. He is being fucking challenged, alright, but not by school. Not by the things that should challenge him.

    “Then move here,” Tony says, and Harley’s heart drops straight into his feet.

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    04 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    only read when you can stand to be weeping for the next two hours but holy damn is it gorgeous

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