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    "Harry’s been planning to escape the Dursley’s since he was six years old.

    Entering the wizarding world—discovering that he has money, the only thing aside from his age that’s been holding Harry back—gives him opportunity."

    -Excerpt from Chapter One: How to escape your abusive relatives when you become a witch-boy with lotsa dough

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    27 Oct 2020

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    Pre-Canon AU: On the street named Privet Drive, in Little Whinging, Surrey, a man lived alone at Number Eight, supposedly.

    It was apparently difficult to tell.

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    26 Oct 2020

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    Harry and Tom will tell you that they have always avoided each other from primary school to Hogwarts, and that they will continue to avoid each other as Teaching Assistants. They would be lying. For the 2020 Tomarry Bigbang.

    WONDERFUL art by Wiegenlied, links inside

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    26 Oct 2020

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    Harry makes three rules to survive fourth year: 1) watch the new DADA professor like a hawk, 2) suspect all animals of being animagi, and 3) avoid Cedric Diggory at all costs. Shame Diggory didn't get the memo.

    For a tumblr prompt by johnlocked-starkid: maybe a Harry/Cedric thing where the Triwizard Cup isn’t a portkey and Voldemort doesn’t happen, and instead they just win together and are happy and celebrate together. (bonus points for shy confessions of a crush from one or the other)

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    26 Oct 2020

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    The cultivation world is rebuilding from the wreckage of the Sunshot Campaign, but Wangji and his shield brother Wei Wuxian are still completely attached at the hip. It is sad that Lan Xichen’s brother is stuck in the youthful pattern of - ah, no polite way to say it: exchanging handjobs with his shield brother - rather than moving on to more adult pursuits.

    On the other hand, now that the war is over, Wangji does seem so much more open and happy than he was as a boy. He smiles sometimes, mostly at Wei Wuxian. Once, he even took an afternoon off. So Lan Xichen can let Wangji’s closeness with his shield brother lie for a time, while he finishes maturing.

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    26 Oct 2020