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  1. Rec 4

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    The first time an angel and a demon dined together at the Ritz, a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square. Some would call it a miracle, and they would be correct.

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    14 Jul 2019

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    '“Look I understand, you’ve got to check up on the new occupants, make sure I’m a proper ‘fit’ for the neighborhood or whatever euphemism you’re going to use this time, 'the greater good,' I saw the film, I get it. But I peeked in at the place next door the agent mentioned and if you aren’t bothering him I really don't think you should be-”

    “I’m your neighbor,” Aziraphale interrupted. “I own that place next door?”

    “Oh.”'

    Since the next shop over closed down, Aziraphale's had a peaceful few months, barring those unpleasant interactions with the men in cheap suits who keep trying to persuade him to sell his shop. But now a (handsome) new owner has taken up residence beside him and, horror of horrors, he wants to open up a coffee shop.

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    06 Jul 2019

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    “You kidnapped the Antichrist?!”Aziraphale’s shrill screech echoed harshly throughout the dingy bookshop.

    Crowley looked sheepishly at his expensive, snakeskin shoes. “Kidnap is such a strong word,” he said. “I rather like liberate."

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    06 Jul 2019

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    Miffed about being cheated out of the great war and Aziraphale’s punishment, Gabriel hatches a plan to discredit Aziraphale and Crowley in the eyes of the mortals to make their life on earth living hell.
    Too bad he’s a few years too late for that shit to fly.

    - or -

    Gabriel is screaming, “Sodomites!” but nobody’s listening.

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    20 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I am still in a bit of pain, I'm laughing That Hard

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    "Sorry, May, we can't all be best friends with a celebrity.”

    May opens her mouth to retort reflexively, the words 'we aren’t even friends' on the tip of her tongue before she closes her mouth. Because they are friends, now. They’re way past that point.

    Oh my god, she thinks somewhat hysterically. Tony Stark is my best friend.

    (or; Tony Stark, May Parker, and the road to something like friendship)

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    07 Jun 2019