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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    “So what you’re telling me is, my ex-girlfriend; turned worldwide star, who I haven’t seen in seven years is going to be at the christening of your baby tomorrow. Carmilla is living her absolute best life, incredibly successful; happily married and I’m a loser who is completely alone...”

    “Come on, Laura, you’re not a loser...”

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    25 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lauras an idiot

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Clarke needs money to cover her debt, so she asks Lexa to be her fake fiancée so she could scheme money off a billionaire.
    Of course, it backfires, and now they’re stuck planning a wedding.

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    20 May 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    - fake dating idiots
    - that one Tumblr prompt about inviting a billionaire to a wedding for money

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    Her scheduled weekly Thursday night video calls with her old college roommate are Carmilla's favourite part of the week. However this week's conversation veers off the rails when Carmilla tells Laura that if she doesn't get married soon, Carmilla's going to lose everything she's worked for.

    Thankfully, her mother's provided a list of suitable candidates.

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    16 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    - a ribose sugar and a phosphate.

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Lexa goes onto the Ellen DeGeneres show and has a big surprise for the world

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    14 Apr 2019

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    By the time she runs out of songs to listen to and the interviews start with Clarke charming the entire audience with a mere wave, Lexa is curled up under the blankets, her hands tucked under her pillows as Clarke chatters on about a new upcoming song she’ll release in the following weeks. She sings a stripped version of it and Lexa realizes she’s listened to it before - it’s an old interview, apparently - and hums along without really meaning to.

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    14 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    - Lexa owns a hotel in the middle of nowhere
    - Clarke needs a getaway
    - Finn's a dick
    - picnic + constellations
    - Lexa doesn't know social media like at alll
    - time jumps