not_a_chew_toy



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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    The side-effects of knocking boots with an angel.

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    “Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.

    Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.

    When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.

    Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.

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    19 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale's job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests.

    [Oneshot. Everyone's human AU. Generally a mindless fluff-fest.]

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    19 Sep 2019

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    We all know they're in love. But maybe, now that the head offices are off their backs, Crowley and Aziraphale can actually DO something about it.

    A rambling descent into love confessions, sexual exploration, and what it means for these two to live happily ever after.

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