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Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other "husband" and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn't have imagined.
A selective summary of Patrick and David's first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.
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Let's All Start Living for the One That's Going to Last by norskheks
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Nov 2020
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Five times Rachel spends the night at the Brewers', and one time David does.
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Patrick is a workaholic New Yorker who forgets it's Halloween. He runs into some parade-goers on his walk home who completely turn his evening around in unexpected ways.
(Rating for swears and vaguely sexual themes)
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The second day Rose Apothecary was open was also the first day Patrick Brewer was absolutely, beyond any doubt, one-hundred-and-ten percent sure he wasn’t straight.
Patrick sees David in his vampire shirt outfit from the end of "Friends & Family" (plus his leather jacket) and promptly loses his gay little mind.
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Ron and Hermione act out one of their favourite fantasies. PWP
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Patrick visits his favorite audio erotica website and hears a familiar voice
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“Do you wear a lot of blue?” she asks. Cindy, her name tag says.
She hands Patrick a pair of dark gray wire-frame glasses which he slides on until they hook behind his ears. And it’s not like—well everyone who knows him knows he likes blue. But he feels a little unsettled that this stranger picks up on it, like at she can see his whole life contained within the frames around his eyes.
“Uh, yeah. I guess so,” Patrick says, taking them off again. This pair, like all the others she has given him, is exactly right and completely wrong.
Or, Patrick gets glasses and thinks about identity. David helps.
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Or David is a hooker with a heart of gold, AKA the Pretty Woman AU you never knew you wanted. Canon compliant up through season one. Instead of running out of gas at the Amish farm when fleeing Schitt’s Creek, David makes it to NYC where he becomes a high-end escort in order to make ends meet. He’s the consummate professional until he meets Patrick Brewer and takes a chance on his own fairy tale.
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It's summertime in the Hamptons and David and Patrick keep running into each other. It takes more than the weekend before they actually meet. A canon divergent two-shot told from both POVs.
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23 Jan 2021
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Stevie is a badass lesbian pirate captain. David is her first mate. Patrick is a stowaway looking for an adventure. That's pretty much it.
Directly inspired by "Sea Shanty TikTok" and literally nothing else, here's an 18th century Pirate AU.