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"You know, I'm a pretty open-minded guy. Why don't you stop by the shop sometime?"
In which David stops by the shop.
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Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other "husband" and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn't have imagined.
A selective summary of Patrick and David's first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.
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Let's All Start Living for the One That's Going to Last by norskheks
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
09 Nov 2020
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Five times Rachel spends the night at the Brewers', and one time David does.
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Patrick is a workaholic New Yorker who forgets it's Halloween. He runs into some parade-goers on his walk home who completely turn his evening around in unexpected ways.
(Rating for swears and vaguely sexual themes)
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The second day Rose Apothecary was open was also the first day Patrick Brewer was absolutely, beyond any doubt, one-hundred-and-ten percent sure he wasn’t straight.
Patrick sees David in his vampire shirt outfit from the end of "Friends & Family" (plus his leather jacket) and promptly loses his gay little mind.
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Edward Teach finds himself drawn into a new bar during an evening out alone, and sits down beside a handsome nerd named Stede Bonnet. Ed wears a cute AF skirt, Stede recites a poem, and the flirtation is absolutely excessive. They go home together, where Ed discovers that Stede has a kinky little secret. Boning obviously ensues.
Modern AU where Stede and Ed meet in an NYC-esque bar called the Revenge.
Bonus bi!Ed for you bisexual Ed truthers out there.
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02 Dec 2022
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“Well.” Gathering up Ed’s wrists in his hands, Stede pins them above his head, leaning down to rub their noses together before pressing a quick kiss to his lips. Under him Ed squirms, pushing against Stede’s iron hold as fire curls in the bowl of his hips. “What about right here? Like this.”
Ed digs his head into the pillow and groans at the implication, at the thought of Stede bouncing on his cock. It’s been awhile, and Ed would be a filthy liar if he said he didn’t miss it. “You wanna ride me? Fuck yeah. You have the best fucking ideas, love.”
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01 Dec 2022
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Stede decides to surprise his husband with a fun new outfit; his husband decides to fuck him about it.
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30 Nov 2022
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Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”
Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”
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A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme, the fic is all complete and a new chapter will be posted weekly.
ETA: A podfic version of this fic, read by the incomparable SD_Ryan, is available here!
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05 Nov 2022
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But finally. Finally. They have a soft surface in the stock room. To…explore.
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Patrick buys a sofa for the back room with…questionable… structural integrity
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27 Oct 2022