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white cartoon woman with thick curly brown hair, blue eyes, glasses and green shirt against a pansexual pride flag background with small white hearts



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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Patrick visits his favorite audio erotica website and hears a familiar voice

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    25 Feb 2021

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    “Do you wear a lot of blue?” she asks. Cindy, her name tag says.

    She hands Patrick a pair of dark gray wire-frame glasses which he slides on until they hook behind his ears. And it’s not like—well everyone who knows him knows he likes blue. But he feels a little unsettled that this stranger picks up on it, like at she can see his whole life contained within the frames around his eyes.

    “Uh, yeah. I guess so,” Patrick says, taking them off again. This pair, like all the others she has given him, is exactly right and completely wrong.

    Or, Patrick gets glasses and thinks about identity. David helps.

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    01 Feb 2021

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    Or David is a hooker with a heart of gold, AKA the Pretty Woman AU you never knew you wanted. Canon compliant up through season one. Instead of running out of gas at the Amish farm when fleeing Schitt’s Creek, David makes it to NYC where he becomes a high-end escort in order to make ends meet. He’s the consummate professional until he meets Patrick Brewer and takes a chance on his own fairy tale.

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    23 Jan 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    It's summertime in the Hamptons and David and Patrick keep running into each other. It takes more than the weekend before they actually meet. A canon divergent two-shot told from both POVs.

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    23 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Stevie is a badass lesbian pirate captain. David is her first mate. Patrick is a stowaway looking for an adventure. That's pretty much it.

    Directly inspired by "Sea Shanty TikTok" and literally nothing else, here's an 18th century Pirate AU.

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    16 Jan 2021

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