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    A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor:

    The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.

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    23 Nov 2013

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    Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?

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    22 Nov 2013

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    A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.

     

    CHAPTER 35: NIGHT - Is the new chapter posted on 5/16/14. Its a smut chapter!!
    *HIATUS*

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    10 Nov 2013

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    Returning to the Shire is not all that Bilbo Baggins had hoped. Certiantly there was no fanfare for him, not even jubilation for returning in one peice. Was he even the same Hobbit who had left the Shire?

    Who is Bilbo Baggins? Hero? Adventurer? Mad Baggins is what the hobbits of the Shire whispered behind his back. Burglar is the name he earned among the dwarves. Halfling the men call him. If he was being honest with himself, it felt like Bilbo Baggins died at The Lonely Mountain.

    One morning, in early winter, the frost thick, a hobbit formally known as Bilbo Baggins set out once more into Middle Earth to find out who he is-- and he hasn't been seen in many years.

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    06 Nov 2013

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    “Of course it has to be Gandalf.” Bilbo mutters, “I couldn’t just have some other wizard visit me.”


    Not that he’d be happier with any of the other wizards visiting him at all. If Saruman had appeared on his doorstep he’d die of fright. In the shire a saying had become popular after Belladonna Took had run off with the wizard and returned three days late for her wedding some months later: Where Gandalf went there would be trouble.


    (Or the one where Bilbo is a dragon and still gets roped into reclaiming Erebor, Gandalf is a meddling Wizard, and Bilbo may have confusing feelings for Thorin Oakenshield)

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    02 Nov 2013

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