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Riz Gukgak, without his knowledge of course, did wonderful and awful things to Fabian’s heart-- things that would have proved tenfold how wrong Coach Daybreak truly was. How could he possibly lack heart when he could feel it beating so fast when Riz let himself go absolutely bat shit insane. At first Fabian thought it nothing more than the excitement of battle, of seeing his friend let loose and just straight up murder someone, but when they fought Kalvaxus, it all came to a very clear head.
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Last night I told ya I loved ya
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dyin'
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He met Richie’s eyes suddenly, and with an intensity that would normally make him squirm. “If you really don’t want to, you don’t have to. I just...I just thought it would be a nice closure. A small reward for a big task. I never let myself live, Richie, but that’s not your fault and if you’re uncomfortable, we don’t have to.”
Richie sighed, resigned to his fate. “Eds, if this is what you want, I don’t think I could say no even if I wanted to.”
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Just look at all that pain (Just give me all that pain) by noahproblem
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 May 2020
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Desperately, hopelessly, Eddie wanted nothing more than Richie to love him back. He planned on them talking about it, about settling this once and for all, before he found himself staring at Richie, immobilized by the Dead Lights.
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What a wonderful caricature of intimacy by noahproblem for aformofmotion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Apr 2020
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“Your fiancé--I’ve seen him,” Crowley mused, sounding a bit disgusted, examining his well taken care of nails. “He is tall and handsome, with a manor by the sea?”
“Yes,” Aziraphale muttered, feeling as though he was being scolded.
“He is beloved by many,” Crowley continued, resting his head in his palm as if holding it up himself was too much of a chore, his long curly orange locks like a curtain around him, his golden eyes piercing Aziraphale once more. “Chosen specifically for you by your parents?”
“Yes…” Shifting uncomfortably, Aziraphale wrapped his arms around himself, feeling a weight in the pit of his stomach.
“Then surely,” Crowley’s tone was full of venom and his S’s rolled into a hiss. “There can be no objection to such a man?”
“No, but,” Aziraphale started, clinging to himself harder, remembering violet eyes but always from the side. “Not once, in all the times he’s visited me,” He looked up finally, finding those scary, wonderful eyes upon him still. “Has he ever looked at me.”
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Side-chapter to The Great Race! It was too smutty for the main story, so it is now here, as we got two requests inside an hour. If you want to read without reading the main fic, Dib and Zim are on alien Amazing Race/Hunger games, and have fun between legs. Both legs.
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- Part 2 of The Great Race
Bookmarked by noahproblem
21 Nov 2020
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Bookmarked by noahproblem
10 Nov 2020
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Roll 1d4 for Gay Spit by the_flail_snail
Fandom: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Dimension 20: Fantasy High
23 Feb 2020
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Bookmarked by noahproblem
08 Oct 2020
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“Anyway, I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable.”
“You didn’t. You...you made me comfortable.”Bookmarked by noahproblem
07 Sep 2020
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Richie wasn’t sure how he found himself here. He was fumbling with his keys, his hands shaking with adrenaline. Eddie was pressed up against his back, arms wound around his waist and peppering kisses on his neck.
Or, Richie meets a stranger at a bar and they go back to his place to hookup.
Bookmarked by noahproblem
29 Aug 2020