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    “What, no non-fat latte with a caramel drizzle or triple venti soy latte with no foam? Half sweet non-fat macchiato with an extra shot? Two percent foam? Three pumps? Upside down or some other rubbish?”

    Stifling a smile at his harassed and suspicious expression, River shakes her head and says simply, “No. Just tea.”

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    08 Nov 2022

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    Tonight on The Evening Report with Malcolm Stevens, noted geneticist and mutant equality proponent Dr. Charles Xavier faces off with the infamous mutant rights activist Magneto in a live televised debate over the Genetic Nondiscrimination Act.

    (At least, if they can stop flirting long enough to stay on topic.)

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    06 Oct 2022

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    Stiles Stilinksi is having the worst day ever.
    Over and over again.

    aka The Groundhog Day AU you've been waiting for!

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    28 Jul 2022

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    Stiles’ Grandmother gives his number to a stranger at a coffee shop.

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    29 Jun 2022

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    “The new guy. The Deputy Director of Communications? His name is Finn, and he’s a dear friend. Which means that you aren’t allowed to fuck with him.”
    Poe sputtered. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
    Rey ignored him. “We have a staff meeting, where you will meet Finn and not make an ass of yourself.”

    (or, alternatively: the one where they work at the White House)

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    06 May 2022