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    “When you’re decent come out and tend to your husband-to-be, he’s groom-zilla-ing again.”

    Richie sighs, long and loud. “God, I love him.”

    (Or, Richie and Eddie get married. Richie continues rocking sobriety. Flowers have meanings.)

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    14 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    It starts as a joke. Who the fuck takes a line like clout goggles on / Bitch, I feel like Elton John seriously? Twenty thousand people do.

    or, alternatively, Richie Tozier accidentally becomes a SoundCloud rapper after attracting two of the music industry's biggest stars.

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    17 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Stan had always hoped he could take solace in his conventionality. He wasn’t particularly tall or short, heavy or thin, brilliant or idiotic. Stanley Uris toed the line of average like an acrobat. In fact, the only remarkable thing about him was just how unremarkable he was.

    Richie had always been a little too sharp, a little too bright. He had an energy he never quite learned to contain and sensitivity he couldn't begin to control. He was cornered into a spotlight of scrutiny. With each step into greater success he stumbled further into his own demise.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    22 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    "Hogwarts or no Hogwarts, you'll never just suddenly belong in the Muggle world, because it was never yours. The Wizarding world has just been waiting for you to arrive."
    Hermione stares at Fred, shocked in to silence. She's not sure what to say, or if she should say anything at all. She's touched, of course. It's the most blatant acceptance in to the magical world—in to any world—that she's received, excluding only her Hogwarts Letter. This might even beat that. Even while she doesn't quite believe it and worries that the next time she doesn't know an answer to a professor's question they'll dub her a failure and kick her out, she's still thankful for it.
    Instead of trying to put that in to words, she smiles at him. Her smile stretches across her entire face until she's beaming.
    He offers one back, and then he's gone.

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    (or: the rewrite of the books where the twins befriend hermione early on. some things change, some things stay the same, some things... do a little bit of both.)

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    17 Aug 2019