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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    What To Do When Two of Your Professors Are Hopelessly in Love With Each Other: an instruction manual by Adam Young (featuring Pepper Moonchild because someone has to be the voice of reason here).

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    22 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    It's a lovely week in the South Downs, and Crowley is at war with a Horrible Goose.

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    22 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    As usual, Crowley had decided to open his mouth before thinking about what exactly it was that he was about to let spill forth from it. As a result of this, unsurprisingly, he was now in a spot of hot water. Boiling water. Possibly water so hot that it had gone ahead and become some kind of pyroclastic steam.

    At least Aziraphale could usually be relied upon to take pity on him. This was a big ask though, even by Crowley's please-let-me-keep-empty-aerosol-cans-in-your-cellar-it's-nothing-illegal-I-swear standards. This was, without a doubt, a bigger ask than the aerosol cans.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    Crowley had always garbed himself like an expensive, Gothically-inclined rent boy; and moreover, Aziraphale had known him for several thousand years and had never known him go anywhere cramped or sweaty unless he was on the job.

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    Three Times Aziraphale Stalked Crowley In Gay Clubs And One Time He Moped At Wilde’s Grave

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    06 Oct 2019

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    "Bit strange, the Almighty giving us soulmates, too - us demons, not us-us. Wasn't that the point of the Fall, making 'em miserable down there?" Crawly mused. "Seems counterproductive, assigning perfect lovers."

    "She'll have Her reasons." Aziraphale muttered, a little curtly, and, there in the rain, wrapped in the Serpent's wing, he ran his fingers over his mark again.

    From the very corner of his eye, he saw Crawly doing the same.

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    Crowley's soul-name reads "Aziraphale".

    Aziraphale's does NOT read "Crowley".

    This is... suboptimal, to say the least.

    [EDIT: Now with art! (And sequel by Pearl09!)]

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    04 Oct 2019