never_love_a_wild_thing
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (22)
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A Merry Little Christmas by never_love_a_wild_thing for osirismind
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Jan 2019
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Liam has been stuck with all of the Christmas-related chores for the pack this year and weirdly enough, Theo seems determined to help. The two have always been reluctant allies, but with forces that are possibly even closer than they imagined pushing them together, the spirit of Christmas might just be strong enough to change that.
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When Hayden breaks up with Liam minutes before his very public proposal was planned, Theo steps up to save him the embarrassment of being rejected in front of the pack. In order not to disappoint their Alpha, Theo and Liam decide to carry on faking their relationship until they can think of a good way to end it and keep everybody happy.
In which Theo is crushing hard and neither of them plan things out well enough (or at all, really).
For Thiam Half-Birthday Day 4: The Game of Life
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- Part 4 of Thiam Half Birthday 2018
- Part 2 of The Times Are Racing
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Inspired by Annabel Lee by Edgar Allen Poe
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Thanks For the Ride by never_love_a_wild_thing for maraudersourwolf
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Sep 2018
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Liam is alone in the worst part of the city at 2am. Theo is the cop the picks him up. In more ways than one.
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Theo has been cursed to spend eternity helping other people find love. A few centuries in, he meets Liam, a student struggling under the stress of grad school and residencies who has no time or patience for falling in love.
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A series of fluff within the same universe. I have no idea how long it will be or what will happen, but you can be sure there will be fluff!
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If you want a happy ending, it depends on where you stop the story. - Mozzie from White Collar (yes, Mozzie is quoting Orson Welles).
Liam is an FBI agent. Theo is an untouchable drug lord. There's a chase, some grudging trust, and finally the falling in love. It may seem unlikely, but in the end, they find themselves on the same side.
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Theo loves figure skating, he has a favorite skater and the olympics are here. It's an emotional time full of joy and stress over the performance. Luckily he has a boyfriend ready to support him.
Bookmarked by never_love_a_wild_thing
21 Sep 2018
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Based on the song "Friends Don't" by Maddie & Tae.
"Friends don't call you in the middle of the night
Couldn't even tell you why
They just felt like saying "hi"Friends don't stand around, playing with their keys
Finding reasons not to leave
Trying to hide the chemistryDrive a little too slow, take the long way home
Get a little too closeWe do, but friends don't"
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- English
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 87
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Bookmarked by never_love_a_wild_thing
28 Jul 2018
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Death is a boy with green eyes.
A boy with bare feet and worn knees and a shirt missing a button.
A boy with dark hair and lashes that part like clouds.Bookmarked by never_love_a_wild_thing
21 Jul 2018
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Theo sat at a folding table in his crappy apartment eating SpaghettiOs out of the can as he updated his LinkedIn profile for the third time that day. It had been eight weeks since he had graduated with a degree in parascientific studies and a minor in psychopathic manipulation. Sure, it looked great on a resume, but finding an open position in his field was proving difficult. He sighed. He probably should have just majored in business like his sister had recommended. But what did Tara know anyway? She had no heart, no passion. Theo couldn’t see himself stuck behind a desk his whole life. He wanted to get out there and get his hands dirty, build something truly unique for himself piece by piece – blood, sweat, tears, and agonized screams be damned!
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Bookmarked by never_love_a_wild_thing
21 Jun 2018
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Liam just wanted to have a nice lunch with Mason and enjoy time away from the office. He didn't imagine wanting to die of embarrassment five minutes in.
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- Part 2 of Thiam Half Birthday Challenge
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- English
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- 1,590
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Bookmarked by never_love_a_wild_thing
20 Jun 2018