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    Hux can't reconcile the fact that the annoying brat who used to visit the Skywalkers next door is now the hottest guy he's ever met.

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    "I have plans with Phasma," Hux says in a last-ditch effort.

    "I thought you said Phasma wasn't your girlfriend?" For the first time, Brendol seems interested. "The two of you spend an awful lot of time together."

    Jesus fucking Christ. Hux doesn't waste his breath trying to explain to his dad that boys and girls can just be friends, and he's certainly not stupid enough to mention that his jerk-off material involves more dick than tits.

    “She’s just someone I know from camp.”

    "Well, I'm sure she'll understand, then," Brendol says as Hux lets out a long groan. He can't believe he's spending his Saturday watching over some pissbaby because his dad has a boner for climbing up the social ladder.

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    There are two versions of Harry Potter: the wizard who is the Ministry of Magic's most dangerous and successful assassin, and the husband who leads a staid life of domesticity with a reformed Death Eater. And never the twain shall meet.

    Until, one day, they do.

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    The black speck wavers in the nearly ninety-degree heat, out of place among the cornfields.

    Hux rubs the heels of his palms against his eyes. Maybe he’s more tired than he thought. Or hungry. Possibly both. But when his eyes refocus the speck is still there, growing larger, a tall, dark blade in a sea of yellow and green, sprouting up from the asphalt.

    “Holy shit.” Hux mutters under his breath as he makes out the outline of Kylo’s form. Kylo's right arm is outstretched, his thumb up. He’s walking backwards as if he doesn’t care one bit where he’s headed.

    Hux rolls his eyes as he leans over to the passenger side and lowers the window.

    “Hey, bean,” Kylo says, wearing a huge grin. “Long time, no see.”

    Hux gives him a flat look. “You’re like a bad penny.”

    OR: The 1950's Road Trip AU where Kylo falls into Hux's life several times and brings him more than a spot of good luck.

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    Draco can't believe that fate and circumstance have made him a stowaway on the Master of Death's ship. He doesn't know what's worse: the dread pirate's legendary vendetta against the aristocracy, or the fact that his captor is the most infuriating yet irrefutably fascinating man Draco has ever met.

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    Kylo is an ancient demon who trades power for the souls of the greedy. When his latest client wishes to barter his soul for the Rammahgon, a sacred Jedi text, Kylo is unprepared for the resistance he encounters from Rey Jackson, a mysterious graduate student and the Rammahgon’s current owner.

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    “Do you make it a habit of frequenting coffee shops to check out the seating arrangements?” Rey asks, startling Kylo from his musings.

    “Neither,” he says with a laugh, admiring her spunk.

    She gestures at his empty hands, noticeably free of a pastry or drink. “Killing time?”

    Kylo shakes his head. “I wish I had the luxury. Actually, I’m here on business.” He leans forward as her eyes grow wary, their cautious nature slipping away into something much more guarded. “And my business, Rey Jackson, has to do with you.”

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    For the Kyluxhardkinks prompt:
    Slutty vampire Hux loves to tease his werewolf neighbor, Kylo Ren. He wears skimpy clothing, acts all sultry, and is downright ridiculous in his attempts to seduce Kylo. After months of Hux tempting Kylo, the werewolf snaps and smut ensues.

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    As first impressions go, Hux admits the one he made with Kylo was pretty terrible, but he sets about to remedy the situation. He should have seen the signs—the dark circles under Kylo’s eyes, the surly demeanor, compounded by the stress of moving the day right after a full moon. (Which, like, what even? That’s Creatures 101 levels of shit not to do. Hux has no illusions about the intelligence of his new neighbor, but then again, his ass isn’t screaming for a good braining).

    He shakes his head. A fucking werewolf. Here, in Arkanis Hills.

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    AKA: The five times Hux said "no" and the one time he didn't.

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    “Actually, I agree,” Ben says softly, his face determined. “I worked my ass off to make that mulled wine. If I'm winning something, I deserve something better.”

    If possible, Hux’s scowl deepens. “What do you consider ‘better?’”

    “This.” Ben leans over the bar, his huge hand cupping Hux’s chin as he draws him in.

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    Draco always knew his downfall would be at the hands of a Potter.

    He just never realised which one.

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    “Actually...” Hermione says slowly.

    Draco’s gaze snaps up, and he berates himself for not realising it sooner. “You mentioned ‘good news’. What’s the bad?”

    “Draco, the bonding potion required a final act for its completion. It was Miss Poole’s way of ensuring that Albus would be bonded to her, and no one else.” She looks at Draco, her brown eyes sympathetic, and Draco swears she must be able to hear the way his heart is pounding out of his chest. “She was standing beside her friend, ready to give Albus a ‘birthday kiss’. The kiss was her way of sealing the bond. But when you both fell, and Albus kissed you instead…”

    “No.” Draco breathes.

    “I’m sorry, Draco. But we believe that you are the one whom Albus is bonded to.”

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    When Armitage Hux woke up this morning, he never imagined that his eighteenth birthday would be spent like this: running through the woods with his clothes torn, slick between his legs, gun long-forgotten.

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    It's nearly thirty years since they've been together, but it's like he’s never left

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    “May I?” The voice that appears from behind is throaty and deep, and stirs something in her belly.

    Its owner doesn’t wait for her response. He raises his hand and waves it subtly, causing a perfect flame to light the end of the cigarette until he extinguishes it with a snap of his fingers.

    It takes all of Pansy’s willpower not to lean back. “This is a Muggle establishment,” she whispers.

    “Slumming it, Parkinson?”

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    It was supposed to be an innocent swim in the Great Lake.

    The Giant Squid has other plans.

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    For the prompt: Hades and Persephone AU. Kylo takes Rey to the Underworld, and she realizes that it's not too bad of a place. Bonus if Rey gets knocked up.


    He watches the liquid trickle as it slides down the space between her breasts...fast, then slow, along the dip of her belly. It hovers above the fullness of her mons, the single drop refracting the light and green of the canopy above, and all he can think about is how much he wants to capture it with his tongue. To lick the hot salt of her skin, and lose himself in that bright, earthy scent as he breathes her in.

    He is Death. And she is his.

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    The one constant in Draco's life has always been Harry.

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    It’s six weeks before Christmas, and theater company manager Armitage Hux is the proud owner of a stale holiday revue, dwindling box office receipts, and a suddenly Santa-less show. He’s pulled himself out of scrapes before, but hiring a last-minute replacement may prove to be one of the craziest best decisions he's ever made.

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    After a disastrous blind date lands him an unflattering headline in the Prophet, Harry's friends convince him that being a contestant on a wizarding dating show couldn't be any worse.

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    When Armitage Hux, the third Baron of Arkanis, finds himself penniless and near the end of his rope, he throws his name on the shortlist for Commander of the Royal Army. He never dreamt that he would be leaving his meeting with the King and Queen of Alderaan with an even bigger problem: handfasted to the impossibly gorgeous (but equally spoilt) heir-apparent, Prince Ben Solo.

    A The Taming of the Shrew AU.

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    Before going to bed on his 18th birthday, Albus drinks one of Weasley Wizard Wheezes' newest wish-fulfillment potions, his gift from Lily.

    He doesn’t really think it will work. The thing he wants the most isn't something he can have, anyway.

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    It took less than twenty-four hours after they met to know that they were meant for each other. But it will take longer than that to get it right.

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    As if his recent divorce and sleepless nights weren’t bad enough, a rash of escalating crimes against purebloods forces Harry and his team of Aurors to protect the riskiest target in all of Wizarding Britain.

    Of course, Draco Malfoy would still be ridiculously infuriating and impossibly gorgeous.

    As well as a Veela.

    Who happens to be Harry’s mate.

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    For the prompt: Draco needs an assistant. Albus is way too eager to apply for the job

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    Draco Malfoy is the editor-in-chief of Porte-Cochere, the top fashion rag in all of wizarding Europe. He has a love of haute couture, a fondness for cock, and a penchant for dropping his assistants like last season's styles.

    It’s enough to drive his staff spare. Could Albus be the answer to their prayers?

    A The Devil Wears Prada AU.

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