nerdfightingwhovian
Fandoms
- Teen Wolf (TV) (12)
- Merlin (TV) (1)
- Paperman (Short Film 2012) (1)
Recent works
-
Of First Dates and Sexy Fun Times (A.K.A. Derek the Slutbag and Stiles the Hoebag) by nerdfightingwhovian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Feb 2016
Tags
Summary
Stiles and Derek go on their first date in the Green Beans 'Verse, and go back to Derek's place for a little sinning.
NOTE: While you could technically read this on its own, to get the full experience of all the inside jokes and references reading the other works in the series is recommended.
"I know we haven’t gone on the official, ‘Hi I’m Derek, here’s some flowers, let’s go to a restaurant and awkwardly talk about our interests until we both get comfortable enough to have stimulating conversation which turns out to be amazing and they close the restaurant around us’ first date yet, but I’d like to. Uh, with you.”
Derek’s brows furrowed, “Why do I have to get you flowers?”
“Because you’re the one picking me up.”
Derek walked into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him. “Why do I have to be the one to pick you up?”
“Because you’re the asshole with a car in New York. Think of this as your punishment.”
Series
- Part 3 of Green Beans 'Verse
-
Spark Stiles Stilinski: Alleged Wolfnapper (ft. Werewolf Derek Hale: Naked and Four Inches Tall) by nerdfightingwhovian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Sep 2015
Tags
Summary
Prompt from this list. : i was shrunk to 4 inches tall by a witch and now i kinda live in your kitchen without you knowing au
"As per Laura’s instructions, Derek had gone out to meet with a witch who could potentially be their Emissary.
Except.
Except she was not exactly magnanimous when Derek had turned down her advances. Which Derek still blamed on Laura. So now, he was four inches tall. And separated from his Pack. And stuck in an apartment that smelled of overly horny young adult, and curly fries, and fox, and werewolf, and the overpowering smell of cinnamon/lightning/rain/pine/apple. And he's naked because apparently, clothes don’t shrink with you when you’re hit with a shrinking spell. Who fucking knew? Not Derek."
-
Tags
Summary
A continuation of "Of Green Beans and Youtube."
Stiles and Derek deal with the aftermath of their first video together and eat some breakfast. Oh and there's some running and chasing and misuse of spatulas.
Series
- Part 2 of Green Beans 'Verse
-
Scott McCall: Carrier Pigeon Extraordinaire by nerdfightingwhovian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jun 2015
Tags
Summary
Stiles does something stupid and gets really hurt. Derek gets angry which causes Stiles to get angry. From there it's just a vicious cycle until Stiles storms out. Then it's up to Scott to get them talking to each other.
A.K.A. In which Stiles and Derek are Ron and Harry and neither Scott nor Hermione are owls.
Excerpt:
“So what’re you waiting for, then?” Scott flopped down next to Stiles.Stiles pulled off a very Derek-looking glower and crossed his arms, staring petulantly at the ceiling saying, “His apology.”
Scott rolled his eyes and went to talk to Derek.
“He wants me to apologize to him?” Derek snorted and returned to putting away his groceries, Scott stared as Derek put away a carton of 1% milk. “He’s the one that was being an idiot.”
“Yeah, but he yelled first!” Stiles protested, pacing his room while Scott sat, dejected on Stiles’ bed.
-
Tags
Summary
Based off an AU from this list.
The prompt is: who can sell the most cookies contest au
Beacon Hills High School's Annual Cookie Sale is a big deal to the residents of Beacon Hills--whether or not they are in high school and stand to benefit from the first place prize.
Stiles is dead set on winning this year. But that might be hard, especially considering his rival and the winner from last year, Derek Hale, is standing shirtless behind a table giving one kiss for every box of cookies you buy.
This should be fun. Not.
Recent series
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
"Betrothed," Wei Ying says indignantly.
Lan Wangji can't stop his gaze from darting up to him. Wei Ying understands. Wei Ying is looking at him, wide-eyed and upset on his behalf.
"And you don't even like her," Wei Ying says.
"I don't even know her," Lan Wangji says quietly.
"But even if you did—" Wei Ying starts.
"I wouldn't want this," Lan Wangji finishes.
Bookmarked by nerdfightingwhovian
29 Mar 2021
-
it goes like this by moonsteps
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Apr 2020
Tags
Summary
Jiang Cheng is staring at him with wide eyes. “You met your soulmate today and didn’t tell me?”
Wei Wuxian stops. “What?” he asks, not quite understanding. “What are you talking about? No, I didn’t?”
“You idiot,” Jiang Cheng spits, holding his hand out to point directly at Wei Wuxian’s wrist. “Your timer!”
Oh.
Wei Wuxian’s eyes dart down, and his heart stops.
(Or, Wei Wuxian finds that he has no idea who his soulmate is. Enter Lan Wangji, resident unapproachable genius, who suddenly requests to be his lab partner.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,063
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 293
- Kudos:
- 4675
- Bookmarks:
- 990
- Hits:
- 24187
Bookmarked by nerdfightingwhovian
18 Mar 2021
-
there's no promised goodbye here by Anonymous for moonsteps
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Aug 2020
Tags
Summary
Wei Wuxian navigates the trials of living with his ex-boyfriend in apartment 1301.Jiang Cheng stares at him. “Didn’t you say you broke up five months ago?”
“Yeah.”
“So why do you have a picture of you two kissing taped to your fridge?”
“Because we’re too broke for magnets,” Wei Wuxian explains, then considers that statement. “Well, I’m too broke for magnets. Lan Zhan probably refuses to buy them because he’s trying to have lofty ideas about the moral failings of materialism.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,336
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 610
- Kudos:
- 4108
- Bookmarks:
- 1308
- Hits:
- 38142
Bookmarked by nerdfightingwhovian
18 Mar 2021
-
雙喜臨門: double happiness at your door by besanii
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2020
Tags
Summary
Wei Wuxian, the Crown Prince of the Fox Tribe of Qing Qiu, enlists the help of Lan Wangji, the Second Prince of the Dragon Tribe of the Nine Heavens, to escape the endless matchmaking sessions he's been forced to attend.
It goes...well, 'according to plan' are not exactly the words he would use. Lan Wangji, on the other hand, is way too pleased with himself.
(Or: The Pursuit of One Chaotic Fox Prince by One Horny Smugji)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,418
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 697
- Kudos:
- 3263
- Bookmarks:
- 1111
- Hits:
- 48649
Bookmarked by nerdfightingwhovian
17 Mar 2021
-
love on 35mm by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 May 2020
Tags
Summary
“I am going to Yanli-jie’s,” Lan Zhan grits out. “To film,” he adds pointedly, hitching his bag full of filming equipment a little higher on his shoulder.
“At her flat?” asks his brother, eyes twinkling.
“Yes,” says Lan Zhan resignedly.
“Wonderful,” says Lan Huan. “Although, those sandalwood notes of your cologne - while very lovely and intense - good choice, brother... I don’t think they’re quite strong enough for your channel’s viewers to catch.”
Lan Zhan exhales. Here it comes.
“Unless,” says Lan Huan, “The reason for all this is at your friend’s flat instead? A person, perhaps?”
(AU where film student Lan Zhan is an accidental vlogging sensation under the name Hanguang-jun, keeps running into his best friend Jiang Yanli’s younger brother far more frequently than he’d like, and suffers.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,714
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 352
- Kudos:
- 5490
- Bookmarks:
- 1436
- Hits:
- 36916
Bookmarked by nerdfightingwhovian
16 Mar 2021