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  1. Rec 30

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    Captain Jacinta Garcia finds a noble stowaway aboard her pirate ship.

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    30 May 2019

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    jack is captain of a pirate ship and anne is the virgin who stowed away. wlw sexy times ahead including some sexy piratelady and lots of good build up! very very very good

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    Steve accidentally finds out that Tony Stark is Iron Man. He methodically and hypothetically works through what to do about it.

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    27 Apr 2019

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    steve figures out that tony is iron man from his eyes, decides to mess with him a bit so tony starts to think that steves dying. ft. games of hypthetically...

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    They say that prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, and it’s just as true for the Downworld as the mundane one.

    But this is the first time Magnus has ever heard of a nephilim hustling his crowd.

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    18 Apr 2019

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    rlly wonderful fic where alec is a neohilim rentboy and initially magnis pays him to be his “companion” for a while, until it becomes something more ;););)
    really really good, love the characterisation and mystery of alecs past and no uneccessary angst v v good

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    “Hey there,” Alec says in the lowest, sexiest voice he can manage. It sounds vaguely disinterested but some people get off on that.

    “Hi,” the voice says.

    “Ready to have some fun?”

    The voice makes a small, sad noise.

    “Or not?” Alec tries hastily. He gets paid regardless of what they're talking about. “We can just chat for a while.”

    “What’s your name,” the voice says finally.

    “Uh, Chad,” Alec says. He was drunk when he picked his name, just as he was drunk when he answered the job wanted ad. He should have picked something sexy like Tristan, but he’s forever Chad now, the douchiest phone sex operator in history. He balances his bowl of macaroni carefully on his stomach and sneaks a quick bite.

    “You don’t sound like a Chad,” the voice says doubtfully.

    “Why the hell not?” Alec says before he can stop himself, mouth full of pasta.

    “--are you eating?”

    “No,” Alec lies and swallows.

     

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    Alec is a bored phone sex operator. Bafflingly, Magnus just wants to talk about music.

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    17 Apr 2019

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    alec is a phone sex operator, doing an unpaid internship at fell and bane law place thing
    magnus is ceo of said law place thing
    magnus calls alec unknowingly and a romance starts meanwhile alec goes through about 5 existential criseses at once

    SO SO GOOD, writing is awesome, so much detail and NUANCE 10/10 would read again

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    Five times Alec surprises someone by being good with kids, and one time no one is surprised at all.

    AKA I just wanted an excuse to write adorable little snippets of Alec being really good with kids.

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    14 Apr 2019

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    alec is really good with kids and this fic has magnus, luke, clary, catarina, simon and maryse discovering it
    very very good, true to alec, heartfelt, beautiful Q_Q