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    I would buy back the stars I made in the sky for you, Crowley thinks. I would get a real human job and work however long I'd need to earn enough real human money to bargain with the Almighty for you and your soul. I would give it all to you in pennies and beg you to try to purchase my freedom from hell if it meant I would be enough for you to want me. Name the price and I will find a way to buy your love.

    "Nonsense, angel," Crowley says, grinning. "Consider it my demonic contribution to the ever-increasing crass overcommercialization of this holiday."

     

    Or, Valentine's Days through the ages.

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    04 Oct 2019

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    Agent Aziraphale and Agent Crowley are each tasked by their head offices to capture the Celestial and Infernal Creatures that have escaped from Eden. The biggest prize is the Celestial unicorn. It's horn boosts power, and it's blood might usher in Armageddon. It's a fate neither Agent wants for humankind, and Aziraphale is so very weary of fighting a war.
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    “Aziraphale!” Crowley bites out, voice cracking with pain.

    “Nearly there!” He rips the case from his pocket and drops to his knees, popping it open with a loud click and holding the Hellfire spark in his gloved hand as far away from his body as possible. It ignites the Infernally cursed magnesium, and it flares with a brilliant cold light. Aziraphale is nearly blown back but is able to flip into an army crawl to scramble away.

    Crowley drops the timehold with a tremendous snarl that rips from deep within.

    “Get...this...utter....bastard outtahere, angel!” he pants out and steadies himself on a tree trunk.

    The Celestial Sinaa is growling, scratching out at the flame, singeing itself over and over and becoming angrier with each welt of pain.
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    30 Sep 2019

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    Crowley thinks the whole heat thing is a rumor. The whole heat thing is not a rumor.

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    28 Sep 2019

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    "I’m so sorry, my dear," Aziraphale says at last. "It’s indelicate of me, but I…" there’s no way for him to ignore Crowley’s heavy scent now, the musk coming off of him that makes Aziraphale want to react. Oh, how he is reacting. "You are, perhaps, equipped?"

    "I’m an alpha, yeah." Crowley takes a deep breath. What must Aziraphale smell like to him? Pure desperation? "I know a few good ones on my end, sure, who might be available. I’ll call --"

    "Crowley," says Aziraphale. He feels as though he will burn out of his skin. Crowley’s willful misunderstanding is too much. "No. You."

    "Me?"

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    07 Sep 2019

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    “I—Um… Er.” Aziraphale looked down at the painting and up at the stranger and back again a few times helplessly. “Uhhh.”

    “Well said.”

    “It was an accident,” he blurted the first thing he could think.

    “Oh, I can tell that ,” he removed his shoulder from the bookshelf in a way that made it look like an effort, as if he were doing the bookshelf a favor, and took a long step towards Aziraphale and his pile of glass and canvas and wood. “Now I’m just curious what your next move is going to be.”

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    02 Sep 2019

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