Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
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Believe Me When I Say I Carry All My Sins by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: Naruto
11 Jan 2021
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Sakura knew the best way to tear a man's spine out of his nose without breaking a sweat.
She didn't know how to live in a village with Minato as Hokage and the Uchiha clan as the beloved police force. She didn't know how to live as a disgraced genin in a bloody apartment with dead men knocking at her door.
She didn't know how to forgive herself for failing Konoha. Now she had a chance to save it.
(badass Sakura from darkest timeline ends up in an okayish timeline and proceeds to beat the shit out of anybody who tries to mess with her village)
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Nail Painting for Idiot Sorcerers and Tired Lesbians by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Jan 2021
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“But Kugisaki, won’t we all mess up our nails tomorrow in training anyway?” Itadori asked after about five minutes of blissful silence.
“We can put on a top coat to protect it some, but it’ll probably get dirty, yeah.” She inspected her left hand in the light, tilting it from side to side before blowing on her fingers lightly.
Fushiguro, fed up with the disaster next to him, grabbed the pink polish and started painting Itadori’s right hand, entirely oblivious to the violent blush that stained Itadori’s face. “Then why,” he asked, moving his canvas into a better position, “Are we bothering to put in on in the first place?’
“Because I like it when my nails look good.” And you need a break. And Itadori needs to be around people again. And we need to do something other than train and fight for a day. “And you guys desperately need my fashion advice.”
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: Prey (Video Game 2017)
19 Jun 2018
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Yu twins Morgan and Markus attempt to survive Talos 1 together even as one sibling gets more alien and one sibling gets more pissed off.
Twins!au cause I love that shit. Non-chronological most likely.
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A Bookman Has No Need for a Math Credit by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: D.Gray-man
19 May 2016
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In which Lavi is in Calculus against his will, Kanda loves to murder people, Allen only shows up to count cards, and Lenalee is just trying to pass the class.
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On Why These Kids Can Never Be Trusted With A Rescue Plan Under Any Circumstances by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
Fandoms: Six of Crows - Leigh Bardugo
23 Jan 2016
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Kaz Brekker, in an attempt to rescue the girl he is too emotionally constipated to actually talk to, is almost killed and, instead of saving himself, decides to waste his time on introspection and figuring out a new career path. Inej is less than amused.
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old game (new rules) by carolinaa
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Aug 2020
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Kyoka is a student with strict standards for herself. Because of extenuating circumstances that are sort of her own fault, these standards include not getting emotionally attached to anybody in her new class. Any of them could be the one to turn against her. And she's decided that none of them will convince her otherwise.
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24 Feb 2021
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Hair by honeyandsunshine
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
21 Apr 2020
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“It is a connection to family.” She says at some point. “The sight of a Vulcan woman’s hair unconstrained is reserved for mates and familiar relatives only. With the slight constant mental connection between all Vulcans, this is one way of maintaining privacy.”
Kirk smiles lightly. “I bet it must feel nice then, going to visit your family. You get to put your hair down, relax a bit.”
“Vulcans do not feel anything, Captain.” Spock replies.
He is wrong in other ways. She does not correct them.
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Spock has spent her entire life with a physical reminder that she will never be accepted. The Enterprise changes some things.
Bookmarked by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
23 Feb 2021
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Your Faults Had Made Me Love You More by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Apr 2020
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Milena finds her feet in the White Wolf's court. Lambert attempts to figure out how to flirt.
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- Part 5 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
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Bookmarked by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
05 Feb 2021
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“A gift, an incentive to gain Zagreus’s affections, for the longer you dawdle, the greater the pain will become.”
Aphrodite gives Hypnos a ‘gift,’ which is just a fancy way of saying ‘curse.’
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Bookmarked by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
03 Feb 2021
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“Beloved,” Than breathes. Humming quietly, he adjusts his hold, so his hand is higher on Zag’s thigh. Than tilts his head, catching a kiss meant for his jaw with his lips. It’s a fleeting, lovely thing—there and gone so quickly Zagreus feels bereft. “Are you sure?” he whispers, a dangerous edge to his voice. “Do you know what you’re asking for when you plead for me to sate your hunger?”
Than and Zag have a rare moment to themselves.
Bookmarked by Honestly Neptune (mypennameishidden)
03 Feb 2021