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    “I’d fight my way through every demon and defy every decree of the angels so that I could go to you. I’d move the Nine Spheres of Heaven and the Nine Circles of Hell if it meant that I could see you again. And even if the darkness should steal away the sun, even if you should drown in your lies and in your sins, and even if your past splits apart my future, if there was a chance that I could save you, then I would in a heartbeat. I will not stop until I can save you, if not in this world, then surely I will in the next!”

     

    [A collection of Hiccstrid stories set in different Alternate Universes. Mostly oneshots.]

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    26 Jul 2019

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    in which peter, harley and ned ask the all-important question: WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?

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    15 Jul 2019

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    Take History. Add Dragons. Stir until a Genius makes friends with them and things explode. Take the resulting stock of Hiccup and tamed dragons and set it to simmering in 1040 AD, in the Scottish Hebrides. Add more Kings, Emperors, Romans, Vikings, Conquerors, Spies, Warriors, Thieves, Knights and Nobles, to taste. Take cover, and sit back to watch the fireworks.

    In Real Life, 1040 was the tail end of the Viking Age; Europe was 50 years from the First Crusade; the Catholic and Greek Orthodox Churches have not yet formally split, William the Conqueror is a frightened teenager in Normandy, the Byzantine Empire is collapsing after a revival under one of their great emperors, and the great Viking Harald Hardrada is a Varangian mercenary there, while the Caliphates are having a rough time from the new Seljuk Empire and their own internal tensions. The most corrupt Pope in history holds Rome, the Reconquista of Spain is underway after the collapse of the Caliphate of Cordoba, and the Norse religion is a pale shadow of what it once was, hanging on around the Baltic Sea, Iceland, Greenland... and the Hebrides.

    And into that heady mix, there is now Hiccup and Berk.

    Yeah, history won't know what hit it.

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    15 Jul 2019

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    Homecoming A/U.

    Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

    So he leaves.

    Simple.

    Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

    And that’s when things get complicated.

    Previously posted under username signofthree

    DOES NOT AND WILL NEVER CONTAIN ENDGAME SPOILERS.

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    15 Jul 2019

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    In a life tainted by magic and evil, Jim makes his way from a young age as the apprentice of a powerful medium and her monster slayer husband (though a lot of his training seems to revolve around fetching rare and expensive liqueur...).

    Eventually, the stars begin calling to him, whispering of an unnatural enemy. Something will have to be done about that. Something will also have to be done about the stubborn Vulcan who thinks one shared childhood adventure makes them friends.

    Before all that, though, Jim finds a peculiar key.

     

    (This takes place in a universe where Coraline and Beyond Belief happened in the same world, a lot of time passed, and now the events of Star Trek are happening. So not a crossover but like...a blending? An influence? I don't even know.)

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    17 Feb 2019