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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    If Gordon's life was a movie, it'd be a goddamn comedy.

    He comes to this realization on a Saturday morning, standing in the 7/11 in his sweatpants as he stares down the hot stranger, holding a red bull in one hand and the other still holding open the cooler.

    Why?

    Because this shit is nothing short of fucking ridiculous, and somebody had better be laughing.

    (a formal apology to regular half-life fans, I hope they separate the tags soon)

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    18 Jul 2020

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    what the heck? this is cute? ugh, kudos and bookmark. smh my head

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    The fog lapped around his knees which were too numb to care, and maybe it would be alright if he just fell asleep for a while, before it gets any colder. He could just lie down and…

    “You’re not alone,” A staticky voice echoed around the fog, dissipating it until Martin could feel warmth again. As the fog blew away, Martin started seeing the figure more clearly.

    “What?” breathed Martin weakly.

    The static became louder, taking up the void Martin suddenly felt himself in 一 A void filled with nothing, not even the fog, just those incandescent eyes 一 and within the static, he heard the voice say almost disappointedly, “You’re just having some idiotic dream.”
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    The Jonmartin Scott Pilgrim AU nobody asked for! Martin Blackwood meets the literal guy of his dreams, Jon. But in order to date him, he must defeat the League of Evil Avatars 一 Seven fear god servants who seem to greatly disapprove of his relationship with Jon. And who the hell is this Elias guy anyway?

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    12 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    michael cera more like martin cblackwood

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Nobody believes Detective Tonner when she catches the scent of a serial killer. Nobody, that is, except the killer himself. And when a killer falls in love, complications tend to arise...

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    13 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    that epic gamer moment when your bf is a serial killer

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    Martin Blackwood hadn’t meant to stick to the merry-go-round job for so long. It was boring, very boring, the music whiny once you’ve listened to it a hundred times, so anything even mildly interesting stood out like a sore thumb. Jonathan Sims being on the verge of a mental breakdown turned out to be one of those things.

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    09 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    jonmartin speedrun any%

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    “Sure,” Georgie says, still laughing at him. At least someone is having fun. “Don’t you have assistants for that kind of thing?”

    “Yes, but…” He huffs, scratching the back of his neck. “I wasn’t going to ask one of them to download an app called...Lover? Lov-rrr? I don’t know how you say it.” He flaps his hands dismissively. “There are--unions and such. It wouldn’t be appropriate.”

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    jon makes a fake account on a dating app to investigate a statement. tim sets martin up with fake account on a dating app to boost his self-confidence. it goes exactly how you might expect.

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    26 Apr 2020

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