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    "You do realise this means people around the world are gonna hear about how much I love your dick, right?" Richie says, tucked behind Eddie in bed late one night.

    He can almost see Eddie squint at him. "That's not actually a part of the show, is it?"

    Post-Chapter Two. Eddie lives. Richie goes back to comedy.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    tabula rasa // a pjo camp swap au (roman!percy)

    [tab-yuh-luh rah-suh, -zuh, rey-]
    1. a mind not yet affected by experiences, impressions, etc.
    2. anything existing undisturbed in its original pure state; a blank slate.

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    just months after annabeth chase won the second titan war with jason grace, he disappears. then, a son of the sea god, perseus, stumbles into camp and passes out, mumbling about lost memories and blue cookies...

    when he wakes, she tells him, “you drool when you sleep”

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    24 Feb 2021

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    It’s supposed to be a one night stand. Pick up some guy at a bar, barely remember his name and never learn anything real about him, send him packing in the morning with a thanks for the ride and a cup of coffee to-go. That’s how it’s supposed to go.

    But then it’s the best sex Sokka has ever had, and he thinks he’ll hate himself if he never gets to have it again.

    or: My Cat Likes My Fuckbuddy And I'm Falling In Love With Him Over It

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    23 Feb 2021

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    so why weren't you there?

     

    Julie hangs onto them for as long as she possibly can.

    It isn't nearly long enough.

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    23 Feb 2021