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    “Three weeks,” Derek says.

    “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

    “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

    “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

    “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

    “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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    01 Aug 2019

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    A year after the nogitsune is defeated, Derek is living a quiet life in the mountains above a small town in Colorado.

    Then Stiles shows up.

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    12 Jun 2019

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    12 Jun 2019

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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    28 Sep 2017

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    “You’re kind of obsessed with him,” Scott muses, after throwing his 4th tater tot at Stiles’ face to take his attention away from where Derek is laughing with his mouth full over something that Isaac said. Of course he’s eating a goddamn cobb salad. Too sophisticated for the rubbery pizza that Stiles is currently shoving into his mouth.

    “You guys don’t understand professional rivalry.”

    “There’s nothing professional about the way you look at him,” Scott mumbles.

    Whatever.

     

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    Derek Hale always beats Stiles out for the lead in the fall musical, and Stiles hates him. A lot.
    Except he doesn't. At all.

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    07 Feb 2017