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    Rey’s Apocalypse Survival Guide:

    1. Find a water supply, and fight to keep it.
    2. Treat anything that moves as either food or a threat. (Sometimes both.)
    3. Keep well away from other survivors.
    4. Don’t get captured by a rogue paramilitary group.
    5. And definitely don’t fuck Kylo Ren after he interrogates you, then inexplicably saves your life.

    Or maybe…do. At the end of the world, rules are more like suggestions, anyhow.

    And Rey's getting less certain about #5 by the day.

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    25 Feb 2019

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    The year is 1994. The Iron Curtain has come down, the oligarchs have begun their rise to power, and Kyril Ren, a powerful member of the infamous crime syndicate Solntsevskaya Bratva, has been given a job: hunt down an estranged uncle who has been snitching to the FBI.

    Irena, nicknamed Rey by her adoptive father Luke, is a Krav Maga instructor in New York who has finally been able to obtain her original birth certificate from Russia. Turns out she was born in a little village named Vershinino, but if she wants to know more than that… she’s going to have to go there herself.

     

    TL;DR: What up here's a Russian Mafia AU.

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    25 Feb 2019

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    “What do you think?” Luke asks his nephew. “She has potential.”

    “She bit me, Master,” is Ben’s stiff response. “Any opinion I give would be biased.”

    Or: Everyone is connected, even if, sometimes, it's just by the skin of our teeth. Even in the midst of darkness, still, luminous beings are we.

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    28 Oct 2018

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    "I remember everything!" he snarls, loud enough to make her flinch. "How you move— the way you breathe—" His words hitch on a strangled half-sob; he stares at her like a man caught in a waking dream as he skims the line of her jaw with his knuckles, stopping to touch the pad of his thumb to her bottom lip. "How your eyes met mine in the starlight," he continues through a broken, haunted rasp of a voice, "and I felt like the look on your face."

    Or: What is alive must heal. What cannot heal must endure.

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    28 Oct 2018

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    It's 2018, and as their ten-year high school reunion looms, Ben and Rey are roommates still trying to make something of themselves. But that's a tough thing to do when most of their time is spent struggling with unfulfilling jobs, a shared car on the verge of breakdown . . . and really, just getting their already overdue bills paid. Is just a little break too much to ask for? When things seem about to hit rock bottom, an opportunity arises to get them out of the red by some slightly unconventional means.

    With the help of rich Unca Wanwo, flagrant misuse of Ben's creative writing degree, and copious amounts of coffee, Ben and Rey put together the porno of the century, starring themselves and their friends . . . with interesting results.

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    26 Oct 2018