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    Nothing is safe. Nothing is sacred. Everything is... pirates vs. ninjas. Possibly with a bit of 'saving the world' thrown in for good measure.

    A collection of stand-alone short stories written as a running gift for Beltenebra. Each can be read on their own, but as time goes on, they'll all be cohesive if you start at the beginning (and possibly funnier that way). The seminal fic was inspired by fanart by zelas. That said, the rest is me taking the pirates and the ninjas and running amok, with a slightly higher percentage of gratuitous adult content than you'd find in most of my other works.

    You can blame this series on Tsubasa and xxxHoLic if you want, but everything is fair game (and I do mean everything). This is the only series for which I will make promises about when a story will post, as the entire AU is a gift. Every December/January and every March, you'll see new chapters (usually about four). Most of the time, these will be a complete story, but I reserve the right to split longer ones. Bonus fics may also be published outside of the normal schedule at undetermined intervals as deemed appropriate.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Three years after the Empty Lot incident, Majima discovers that Makoto's husband is cheating on her, and gets himself tangled up in something he thought he'd left behind.

    Makoto finds something she lost, holds on as tight as she can, and discovers something new in the process.

    Sometimes you have to look backwards before you can move forwards.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    When Zora's domain comes under attack by a mysterious and ancient force, Prince Sidon of the Zora is not content to merely sit on the sidelines and wait for the demise of his beloved home. With his best friend Link, the Hylian champion of legend, bearer of the sword that seals the darkness, he will jump into the world of adventuring and cross Hyrule to save his home.

    But...

    Hyrule, and Link, might be more than he bargained for.

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    21 Feb 2021

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    Now that the Calamity is gone, Link and Sidon try being a decent elf-shark couple. Zelda tries to figure out what to do next in life. Meanwhile, there’s suddenly a bunch of zora popping out of the sea, and they’re kind of assholes.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    Link has to face the enormity of his task to subdue the Divine Beasts, and his anxieties surrounding his previous failure, all the while having to deal with a massive crush on a certain shark prince. Sidon's own feelings for Link, he finds, are not quite as platonic as he previously believed. Meanwhile, the lizalfos are encroaching on Zora's Domain, but for what nefarious purpose?

     

    Basically, the elf-dork and the shark-dork have lots of emotional pining issues while lizalfos politics run interference. This fic has heavy plot at times, but also the lizalfos speak in iambic pentameter, for funsies. There are also awful puns.

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    18 Feb 2021