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    "What do you want for your birthday hyung?"

    Seokjin narrows his eyes and says; "sex tape. Something very embarrassing, compromising and labor-intensive."

    It's not something Seokjin had actually been thinking about wanting, like, at all, but now that he's invested in making his boyfriends' lives more difficult he's not gonna back down. "I want you to role-play something really awkward for me… one of those super cheesy bad porno scenes. Like, man comes home from work early and finds the plumber screwing his husband."

    Namjoon lets out a loud burst of laughter while Junkook grins, just a little wide-eyed. Then Namjoon turns towards Kook and says; "he's not being serious."

    "—Oh I am!! Being serious! This is the only thing I want for my birthday, and if I don't get it I'll be very upset with both of you for a very long time!!"

    or: Seokjin, while annoyed at his boyfriends one evening, accidentally convinces them to record a sex tape with him where they act out a bad-porno-style "plumber fucked my husband" scenario. If only they could stop laughing long enough to make it work...

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    12 Sep 2019

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    But you know what they say. When life gives you two smoking hot managers, you make some gay lemonade.

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    09 Sep 2019

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    Seokjin has a great life with his omega boyfriend Taehyung, who chose him even though he's just a beta. He has a job. He has friends. Everything is great. Until an alpha chases Tae home and claims that they're soulmates. Seokjin would fight anyone for Tae, but a soulmate? That's hardly something he can compete with, right? Fucking baby alpha with his hot body and his pretty face and his cute smile and his beautif-- oh no.

    (That's love, bitch.)

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    19 Apr 2019

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    As the next full moon approaches, Yoongi seeks the truth of what his werewolf boyfriend has been hiding from him.

    (or, the one where Yoongi is human, Hoseok is a werewolf, and yes, they make it work.)

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    01 Feb 2019

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    'Don't be ridiculous,' Yoongi says. 'Of course I still hate Jung Hoseok. And yeah, we're really dating. Those two things aren't mutually exclusive, you dingbat.'

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    25 Jan 2019