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    Crowley had waited six thousand years, kept it all in check. But this was the slipperiest slope he’d ever set foot on and as soon as he’d indulged in a few discretionary acts of kindness he was falling face first into pining, tumbling into flirting, about to dislocate his knees on the sharp rocks of intimacy.

    Was this really it? What he had waited six thousand years for? A stupid flower show? Aziraphale wasn’t pulling away from him. Maybe… maybe this time he wouldn’t? Maybe they’d hold hands again. Maybe tonight with a bottle of merlot in them he’d finally work up the courage and just kiss him and he wouldn’t pull away.

    The very moment he’d thought it he spotted the problem at the flower show.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    HIGH ANGST beware!!! So fucking good

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    “Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”

    Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”

    Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?

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    29 Oct 2019

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    So funny! lol

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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    Hilarious and adorable!

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    “Hello,” Crowley said in a soft brogue that was entirely unfamiliar to Aziraphale. “I’m here for the nanny position.”

    The man—presumably the butler—took Crowley’s outstretched hand and shook it. “Ah, yes, we’ve been expecting you.”

    Simpering convincingly, Crowley stepped over the threshold as the man looked at Aziraphale in confusion. “Oh yes,” Crowley said breezily. “This is my husband, Francis. He’s a gardener by trade. We were hoping you might have an opening. An estate such as this.”

    Aziraphale gaped from where he stood on the stoop, feeling his heart speed up. Husband? Francis? Gardener? He’d never agreed to any of this!

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    27 Oct 2019

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    The Ineffable Pining Showmance AU that no one asked for.

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    25 Oct 2019

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    My fucking heart! GAH! So good.