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People assume that Bellatrix is the one in control, that she wouldn't ever submit for Rodolphus, that she wouldn't even want to go to bed with him and that she would rather lie alone and think about the Dark Lord.
People couldn't be more wrong.
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“Vic didn't explain it to you, did she?”
Rose has been keeping a secret from Teddy, but it turns out that he (and Victoire) might have been the one with a secret all along.
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When Fenris and Anders are kidnapped and left in a cell in only their smalls, it's up to Hawke & co. to not only get them back, but to get them back in their clothes before one of them ends up impaled on something pointy. Of course, by now they should all know better than to trust Garrett with anything practical; is it really a surprised to anyone when Fenris keeps inhaling feathers and Anders' crotch is itchy?
At least they both look adorable (and ridiculous).
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The marriage between Loki Laufeyson and Anthony Stark, two gentlemen as eccentric as they are wealthy, was once the talk of both Asgard and Jotunheim. But ever since a disastrous visit to Muspelheim, Tony hasn't been the same, so Loki finally takes his daughter and runs to Midgard, hoping to spur Tony into action. Natasha Banner fled her traitorous husband-to-be before she could take the Romanoff name, but false accusations brought her to settle in Midgard under an assumed identity. Thor Odinson has lived in Midgard almost all his life, and recently inherited his father's mill, but his principles are getting in the way of his business sense and it is very nearly bankrupt.
If this wasn't a Victorian romance, this could probably only end in disaster - but as it is, a multitude of other characters and SHIELD Legal Services combine to result in a universally happy ending!
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The first morning Loki shows up at the Avengers Mansion, wandering into the kitchen where Steve is sat at the table, it doesn't really occur to Steve to find it strange. Not even when Loki calls him 'darling' and bends down to brush his lips against Steve's cheek as he passes.
Well, all right, maybe he does find that a little weird.
But not as weird as the fact that Loki's spent the past six months kidnapping him for no reason other than he's friends with Thor.
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“Hah! I just ...liked to read, that’s all. When I was in the Circle - there’s not much chance to do it here, what with being an apostate healer in Darktown. But back then it made a relaxing change from leaping out windows and digging through the walls with nought but a rusty spoon.”
No one really thinks Anders is stupid, but even his closest friends tend to forget quite how intelligent he is. Which means that every so often they get confronted with a jarring reminder.
Or, the ongoing series where Anders is smart and everyone else suddenly feels incredibly dumb (and maybe a little bit turned on).
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D's next letter arrived carried by a pair of robins. Before he even opened it, Leon had half-written his reply: Dear D, How are you? I'm fine, except for the fact that I feel like frigging Cinderella, and by the way, if singing mice show up at my place, I am hunting you down and killing you.
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17 Jan 2021
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“Well,” Quentin began, fast, his hands on his knees. “Julia has been my standing plus-one for formal events since we were like, eleven, because she’s like, really good at them and I’m not really, and my whole family really likes her and everything but, uh, she’s busy next Saturday with Kady doing some hedgewitch...organizational….stuff, right—and like, I forgot to ask her about this until yesterday anyway because to be honest it kinda slipped my mind between school stuff and life stuff and, you know, uh, stuff—and I think it would be kinda….difficult to ask Alice at this point, right?—but I really don’t want to go solo to something like this, especially since I like, dropped off the grid for like—”
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Quentin sighed. “My cousin is getting married and I need a date?” He smiled a guilty grimace of a smile, and shrugged. “To the wedding, I mean.”
(Or: Everything Is Totally Normal.)
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17 Dec 2020
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In December, Eliot Waugh goes through a terrible break-up and denounces the entire concept of love. In January, Quentin Coldwater finds out his dad is sick, and becomes determined to help out with money. In February, Josh Hoberman asks Margo Hanson out on a date, and she says no. But she doesn't just say no. She says no because she's worried about her best friend: she's not going to date anyone until Eliot starts dating again, too.
To Josh, the solution seems clear. Pay Quentin, who seems to be the only other person Eliot can stand to be around for more than a single night, to ask him out.
Of course, he's not taken Quentin's Quentinness into proper account. Instead of lying to Eliot, Quentin tells him everything right away, and the two of them embark on a scheme together to convince both Margo and Josh at the same time. Just a couple of friends, pretending to be madly in love. No way this could possibly get out of control. Right?
A loosely 10 Things I Hate About You inspired AU.
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17 Dec 2020
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Eliot goes out on a limb, and drags everyone he loves with him.
Or: somehow, kidfic.
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16 Dec 2020
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“You still want to climb out of here?”
“Yes,” Quentin says immediately.
“It’s going to be hard,” Penny warns, his gaze weirdly intense and serious.
“God, yeah, I figured it would be,” Quentin mutters, squirming out of Penny’s personal space. “Everything from pretty much every mythology ever says it’s a pain in the ass.”
AKA The One In Which Quentin Coldwater Saves His Goddamn Self
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15 Dec 2020