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    Reigen accidentally adopts every child esper in Seasoning City. It turns out pretty good, all the kidnappings and terrorist attacks considered.

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    done with these prompts on tumblr!

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    Gyro squints at him. "Barbecue sounds like a fake word."

    "It's not!" Johnny protests, twisting the hare over the fire. "I got no idea where it comes from, but I swear it's a real word. Barbecue is stuff you cook slow, with smoke. It's great. When this is over I'm gonna make you come back to Kentucky with me so you can have real barbecue." He pauses, then adds, "And mint juleps. I bet you'd like mint juleps."

    "Johnny, you keep saying words at me and I'm almost entirely certain they're fake," Gyro complains, starting to prepare the other hare. "What in the hell is a julep?"

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    Language, food, and other things.

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    22 Sep 2020

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    It’s almost worse, Jotaro thinks, that Kakyoin actually means it. Kakyoin really literally actually wants to go on a roadtrip vacation to tour and sightsee with the guy he tried to assassinate and who then proceeded to beat him unconscious.

    What the fuck is wrong with this guy.


    Jotaro Kujo’s no good, very bad road trip to hell Dio’s mansion with Evil Kakyoin.

    Or, the one where Kakyoin arrives to kill Jotaro before Joseph and Avdol can arrive to explain things, confusion ensues, and Kakyoin and Jotaro make their merry way to Egypt before anyone can figure out what’s happening at all.

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    Now with a Chinese translation. Thank you sennhang!

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    17 Aug 2020

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    An enemy stand user attacks Giorno Giovanna, leaving behind a frightened and confused 5 year old Haruno Shiobana.

    Although gangsters aren’t known for the quality of their childcare, it is immediately evident that Haruno isn’t accustomed to very much care at all.

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    16 Aug 2020

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    In which quirks are mistaken for Stands, Stands are mistaken for quirks, and weird hand-related complexes are in abundance.

    Or: Tomura Shigaraki and Yoshikage Kira switch places. They have fun. Nobody else does.

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    13 Aug 2020

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    That’s us, Eddie, Venom says suddenly, with a bizarre amount of intensity. We’re like these two fools.

    Eddie squints at the screen for a second before he understands. “What, married?”


    Venom is well aware that they live in a romantic comedy. Eddie isn’t, but he’ll get the picture eventually.
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    28 Jul 2020

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