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    Izzy looks to Edward, mouth working helplessly.
    “Just let it happen, mate,” Ed suggests.
    “I was
    hoping,” Stede continues, a little irritated by the lack of support, “that you’d let me—and Ed—know if there’s anything we could be doing differently, to make you more comfortable.”

    (Or: How Izzy Hands learned to stop worrying and love his co-captains.)

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    17 Oct 2023

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    "And you, Bonnet," Izzy shouted, "you have the fucking gall to tolerate their disobedience as if this ship will just magically run itself! And you have the godforsaken nerve to tell me off for keeping us all afloat, you fucker, you bastard, you goddamn–"

    Izzy deflated, like a balloon which had run out of air. His eyes flickered to Ed, something like panic flashing across his face, before he turned back to Stede. Surprisingly, the panic did not lessen.

    Stede, arms folded, simply raised an eyebrow. In his best stern voice, the one he'd used whenever Alma was being particularly stubborn, he addressed Izzy.

    "Are you done?"


    In which Stede accidentally soft-doms Izzy; Edward solves his identity crisis; Izzy gets valued and panics about it; Stede invents aftercare; Ed learns to talk about things and Izzy experiences A Positive EmotionTM.

    Meanwhile, the crew only cares about workshops.

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    16 Oct 2023

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    “You said it yourself, Izzy,” Stede said while he tugged his boot on. “Captain’s got to know the conditions aboard the ship.”
    “And that includes the sleeping conditions, aye?” Izzy asked. The wood he whittled felt smooth in his hand, the knife handle worn and rough.
    “Sure. Why not.”
    “Giving up your comfy bed in your private room to sleep above deck —”
    “You can sleep in my bed, then, since you’re so concerned.”
    Izzy snorted, applied too much pressure on his next push stroke. “Bonnet, I’ve gone years without sleeping on a fucking mattress. If I start now, my body’ll fucking kill me.”
    Stede shrugged and got up from the captain’s chair. “Suit yourself.”

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    14 Oct 2023

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    Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.

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    “You’re being ridiculous.”

    Crowley very nearly falls over.

    Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—

    “What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.

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    20 Aug 2023

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    Oikawa remains somewhat of a mystery to him. A man who has accidentally, or purposely, stumbled into a world that is not his own; crash landed into Iwaizumi’s little universe where monsters are not a thing of fiction, where magic is not make-believe, but reality.

    (or: iwaizumi is a demon hunter. oikawa is an assistant professor specialized in mythology — and in desperate need of help.)

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    25 Jul 2023