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    (it's more likely than you think)

    Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

    Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    19 May 2020

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    While trying to win favors with Roman senators, Aziraphale runs into Crowley outside a little theater in Pompeii, offering certain services that benefit them both.

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    16 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Are you drunk?” Aziraphale asked incredulously after Crowley pulled them back into the correct lane. “What has gotten into you today?”

    “Do you want to drive?” Crowley snapped, harsher than Aziraphale thought the situation called for. “No? Then stop being so - so judgy!”

    Aziraphale gasped. “Judgy!”

    “Yes! Judgy! The six-thousand-year-old who hasn’t bothered to learn how to use a toaster doesn’t get to criticize my driving!”

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    16 May 2020

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    04 May 2020

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    Jack was still not quite sure how Darling had managed to swing them a shared staircase with no one else on it for their final year. "Interlopers, my dear Jonathan," Darling had said, "are not to be borne in this, our collegiate idyll."

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    29 Dec 2019