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    The cat was a short-haired, light grey tabby with a few white markings--a cat you might walk right past without noticing, but once you did notice…. "Hey, you clean up pretty good," Clint said. He could almost swear the cat preened at the words, sticking his head up at a regal angle. Then he wrinkled up his nose and sneezed, shaking his head in annoyance, and Clint laughed for the third time in as many minutes.

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    08 Jul 2019

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    Let us by all means cherry pick the hell out of MCU canon. And throw in some Fraction Hawkeye, too, BECAUSE WE DESERVE IT.

    This is delightful. It's all of the fun Avengers things and none of the stupid ones. Plus Carol and Goose, because they improve every story by being in it. :D

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    Toby Williams is a wizard. With that revelation, Sarah is plunged back into the world of magic.

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    18 Apr 2019

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    Every single character in this is a beautiful disaster. Except Pizza Dog, who is obviously always perfect.

    So, like, Clint isn't incapable of being a good landlord, exactly. He just knows what his strengths are. Shooting things? Strength. Surviving falls? Strength. Being a badass and kicking Evil’s ass? Strength. Home improvement? Not a strength. He breaks more than he fixes. Forbes Magazine actually did a piece on how much shit he breaks. Helicopters. The Port of New York. Baltimore. He’s pretty sure none of his tenants read that article.

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    Phil’s fully aware that he is an imperfect person. His flaws are many and countless. He’s private and emotionally unavailable. He’s not trusting. He’s pathologically incapable of not meddling. He’s secretive. He doesn’t know when to give up. He once did a thing that later had to be blamed on a meteor because impact crater, and satellite footage, oops, but if they didn’t want people to push that button they shouldn’t have made it to begin with.

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    Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.

    "Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.

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    The hunter is a monster, a titan, not a boy.
    This is a fact he has known for as long as he has lived in the forest, for as long he can remember.
    The forest is quiet but for the crooning of birds, the rush of misty water into the hidden valleys and the deep lumbering steps of his kin.
    That is until the day that changes everything. The day the humans came. The day he saw his human for the first time.
    One the hunter will never forget.

    "The newest arrival was a 15 meter but quite unlike any Titan they had ever seen. It was thin and lean with muscles on its muscles. Sunken eyes sharp and glowing, really glowing, green over a hooked nose. Lipless serrated teeth formed a strange mocking Cheshire smile as it looked at them. It then fell to it's haunches and propelled itself forward with truly frightening speed.
    Cries of panic ran through the squadron as they attempted to spur the exhausted horses even faster. This panic gave way to shock however when the green eyed Titan pivoted, rapidly changing direction and barreling into the group of Titans, toppling them over like wooden bowl pins.
    There was a moment of silence in the squad then-
    "WHAAAAT?!" Exclaimed Hanji in extreme disbelief."

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