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    “You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”

     

    “Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”

     

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    In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.

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    04 Sep 2019

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    “Your body is…” He lowers his voice. Or maybe it’s just that he’s a little breathless. “You don’t need to. You are perfect.”
    “Oh. Right.” This is so… unexpected. Not how her afternoon was supposed to go, not at all. “Look, I appreciate this, but you don’t have to—I know you didn’t mean to be hurtful, and that you’re trying to be kind, but you don’t need to—”
    “I would love to show you.”


    In which Dr. Ben Solo, plastic surgeon, takes a look at Rey and refuses to operate on her.

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    30 Jul 2019

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    None of it makes sense.

    He hates her. He barely looked at her for the four years they went to high school together, and yet, judging by this book— he apparently had no problem using her as the central focus of any perverted fantasy that popped into his head. What’s worse, he wrote them down.

    There are years’ worth of stories in this book, and she already knows that with the three days she has left in this house…

    ...she’s going to read every single one.

    In which Rey finds out in a very strange way that Ben Solo doesn’t dislike her as much as she first thought.

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    25 Jun 2019

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    “Traitor,” he told Cerberus gruffly not too much later, using both hands to scratch behind the hound’s many ears. What appeared to be a rat tail lay nearby on a blood-stained bit of stone. “What did I tell you about women with pretty eyes?”

    One wet tongue lapped at his wrist, and he sighed. “Right. Nothing.”

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    22 Jun 2019

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    Going straight from your family home to the military left you lacking certain life skills. Sure, you could disassemble and reassemble an M40 in under a minute, run a marathon with 40lbs of gear on your back or stay motionless for hours waiting for the perfect shot, but living on base or in theatre meant someone was always telling you what to do with your time, when to sleep, when to eat. You may be trained to kill, but other than heating up an MRE or ordering take out, you had the culinary skills of a five year old.

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    27 May 2019