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  1. Rec *

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    Peter always thought that when he had kids, there would be someone by his side.

    Instead, he has a mouthy mercenary acting as a chef every night for him and his newly adopted son and a narcissistic billionaire philanthropist paying child support on the sly. But Peter figures it isn’t all bad, especially when Miles loses that dullness in his eyes whenever Wade slips on the banana peels he ‘strategically’ places all over the apartment for Peter as a joke.

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    15 Oct 2019

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    Peter Parker always knew he had been given the short stick in life, and now was no exception. He faces drastic changes in his every day routine when Jonah Jameson lets him go, leaving his finances in a fast downward spiral. Sadly, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man soon finds himself without a bed, a home or even a phone. With his friends out of state, and his family all but deceased, Spidey has nowhere to go.

    Desperately he tries to get back on his feet, but a strange occurrence of violent crimes breaks out in the city and he finds himself right smack in the middle of it. Can he battle the elements, hunger, and the challenge of homelessness all while trying to save the world? Or will he finally meet his tragic end at the hands of this relentless organization?

    Luckily, someone is watching his back...or maybe just his fine ass.

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    Wade finally finds something to spend his money on.

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    14 Oct 2019

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    In all truth, it's Peter's fault for leaving the window open and sleeping on his stomach. I mean, really, what did he expect Wade to do? He wasn't a saint.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
    “I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
    Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
    “—Fifteen year old—”
    Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
    Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
    “Son of a bitch.”

     

    Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.

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    29 Sep 2019

  5. Rec 5

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    Rodya's getting worse and Razumikhin will do all he can to save him. A fluffy, modern AU I've been thinking up to soothe any pain caused by canon. Takes place before Raskolnikov got thrown out of university and still hung out with enamoured Razumikhin.

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    23 Sep 2019