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    Lance’s first ever glimpse of the gym owner (Keith, as he’ll later learn) is from the back… and from that point on, he’s fucking sold. Sculpted thick thighs that could crush a watermelon between them, a perky little ass stretching out what are essentially glorified yoga pants, the rippling muscles of his shoulders beneath that flimsy tank top, and a fucking ponytail at the nape of his neck. Fuck.

    And then Keith turns around and time slows down, roses and hearts appear around Keith’s gorgeous face, and Lance promptly forgets his own name when Keith jogs over and asks him for it.

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    Lance's crush on his hot fitness trainer Keith was hard enough to navigate from the start, but throw into it the confusion of being a newly-turned vampire with insatiable bloodlust on top of the normal lust? Yeah, it makes for one hell of an exercise in self-control.

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    “There’s no way anyone would actually go down into a basement that looked like that. Even if my daughter was missing, I’d have to nope the fuck outta that one.” Lance says it conversationally, like he’s totally casual with the eerie scene playing out on the screen. But Keith has been watching him out of the corner of his eye for a while now, finding a secret sort-of solace in the fact that even Lance is sitting on the edge of the couch, biting his lip raw with anxiety for the next plot twist of the movie. It’s a beautiful kind of irony.

    “I would. Ghosts aren’t real.”

    “I’m literally sitting right here.” Lance counters, but there’s no real bite behind the words. Keith shrugs his shoulders, tossing another handful of popcorn into his mouth.

    “Horror movie ghosts aren’t real.”

    “You don’t know that.”

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    Keith buys a rickety old house despite everyone's warnings and find himself with a roommate that doesn't pay rent. Or eat. Or breathe.

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    “You are fucking infuriating!” Keith screeches suddenly, and his voice is no longer smooth like butter, it’s grating like nails on a chalkboard. It hurts. It has Lance’s ears ringing with pain, his entire head throbbing with the worst migraine of his life. “I don’t want to have sex with you, I’m trying to eat you!”

    “Eat? Me?” Lance croaks. Realization dawns on him far, far too late. “Oh, shit.”

    “Are you stupid? What kind of idiot would stumble across me and think mermaid? I’m almost the size of a Great White! I have rows of teeth and claws! Everything about me screams predator, I am not your sweet and soft maiden of the sea here to fulfill your fantasies!”

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    Lance stumbles across a siren and decides to negotiate for his life with his slutty, slutty body. He's also highkey into it though... because he's always fantasized about being with a mermaid and this isn't all that different, aside from the teeth and claws, and the manic marathon sex.

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    “Let me make myself very fucking clear.”

    “What?”

    “If and when I want you, I’ll ask. I’ll call your name and expect you to come running with your tail wagging behind you. Like a dog to a bone.” Keith gently grips Lance’s jaw and turns it upward. He moves in close, exhaling a breath against Lance’s lips, watches as blue eyes fluttered obediently closed. Keith smirks, then whispers into the inch of space between their mouths, tone sultry. “Awrf. Awrf.”

    "Fuck you."

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    “W-What’s going on? What about the bar?” Keith tries uselessly, apparently still trying to cling onto the hope that they’re both talking about something different. But Lance is already in the process of coming to terms with the information he’s gathering, the answer he’s been searching for for so long. He can’t help it when his eyes drop between them, to the crotch of Keith’s own uniform.

    “There was this… hole, in the bathroom stall.

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    Lance sucks off a fat alien cock in a sketchy bathroom stall, remembering his slutty glory days at a glory hole. It seems like a foolproof plan, until he remembers that one of his teammates is half-alien, and said teammate is conveniently missing when Lance gets back to the castle ship. He avoids Keith at any cost until he can't anymore... the universe forcing them back together in more ways than one.

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    Lance stopped in his tracks, lifting his head to stare fearfully toward their destination. The castle loomed ahead of them, ominous in its state of disrepair. The brickwork and ornate doors that had once held the royal family now stood crumbled and damaged. The beast that occupied the building now had no time for upkeep, it would seem.

    “Keep it moving, Lance.” A gruff voice ordered from his side. The gentle pressure of the guard's sword settled between Lance’s shoulder blades a moment later, when Lance stayed frozen in spot despite the warning.

    One more step and he'd be on the bridge. Short and stone, leading straight to the castle door. The final march, less than ten steps before death would inevitably snatch him up in its talons.

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    With his entire village on the brink of dying from the coldest winter they've ever known, Lance volunteers himself as a sacrifice to the dragon living in the abandoned Altean castle. Only, the great dragon Krolia isn't home, and instead Lance meets Keith. Short, spunky, socially awkward. What starts out as hate at first sight quickly develops into something much more.

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    “Look, I should warn you…” The demon looks indescribably nervous about whatever he’s about to say. “Keith might be a little bit more… demonic than you remember him. He doesn’t have the restraint he’d normally have, his focus probably won’t be on bringing you pleasure as much as forcing it out of you. He’s ravenous.”

    “Oh.” Lance breathes, feeling himself heating up all over, and not just from a nervous blush this time. The thought that Keith had been holding back this entire time, poised and perfect in his mission to get Lance off, had never thought even once about his own pleasure… it’s something.

    It’s something else to think about the opposite, of Keith taking Lance apart at the seams, unforgiving and brutal in taking what he wants. He wants to see that Keith, unhinged and desperate, all control lost.

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    Dragon shifter Keith. He's a smug bastard, maybe erring on the side of being arrogant, but charming. He's used to getting what he wants. Plays people like a fiddle, a smirk here, a dark chuckle there. He knows he's hot. He's a fucking dragon, come on. Top of the food chain, baby.

    And then he meets Lance. He's got the mouth of a sailor, the beauty of a siren, and when he places that beer down in front of Keith with a snooty little huff... Keith just grins. Devilish in nature. He knows. He knows he's gonna take this sexy bartender home tonight.

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    “God, are you trying to ruin me for all other men?” Keith’s legs are still shaking, spread out deliciously in front of Lance.

    There's a long pause where Lance debates what to say next, ponders where the line is that he's threatening to cross. He has no idea how their dynamic has shifted after this. He has his hopes, but he's not foolish enough to expect anything at this point.

    He bites his tongue for all of ten seconds before the truth spills out.

    “Is it selfish of me to answer yes?”

    --

    Lance is recovering from a divorce, learning to trust love again and put himself out there. Keith has never known love, real honest true love. He knows desire, he knows lust, he knows infatuation. Lance might just be able to teach him a thing or two about it, when circumstances bring them together unexpectedly.

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    “You'd be into that? Being watched?”

    “Sure, why not? I’ll try anything once.” Lance said it like it was something he had no passionate feelings about either way, but Keith had been able to read him like a book for long enough that the act didn’t fool him for even a second. Lance always had strong opinions, about every fucking thing, so the moments where he pretended not to were very telling. Lance wanted this. Had wanted this for probably a long time.

    And thus, Keith had an idea.

    A selfish, greedy, dirty idea.

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    aka Lance is dropping hints he wants to try letting someone watch them have sex, but the hints are just subtle enough that Keith thinks he came up with the idea all on his own. A lucky stranger gets a lot more than they bargained for.

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    Keith picked up the book as if to throw it across the room, but he stopped himself last second and held it to his chest instead. He hugged it close until his breathing evened out and his eyes stopped stinging. He opened it back up then, flipping to the back cover where another messy inscription awaited him.

    “To my dearest son, Keith. Thank-you for always cheering me on when I leave and welcoming me back with open arms when I come home. I can only hope that someday you’ll have adventures of your own to bring back to the castle and tell me about. I love you.”

    In that moment, reading the message for what had to be the thousandth time, Keith felt something inside of himself shift. A decision he’d been on the verge of making for years and suddenly it all seemed so clear, like there’d only really been one option all this time. He thought of high seas and trees taller than he could see, a world begging to be explored, and he knew.

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    “Who knows? Maybe that’s Mr. Blue Lion walking toward me right now.”

    Wasn’t that the funny thing? No one knew. Any one of these people Lance fell for impulsively and took to bed could be the one. The one that he grew attached to and chose to never let go of, the one that got to hold his heart as closely as his body… the one that stole the spotlight in his life and shoved Keith so far off stage that he blended right into the shadows.

    Lance wanted it so very badly, had tried to force it so many times, but it was bound to happen sooner or later. Someone was going to fill that soulmate-sized hole in Lance’s chest and here Keith was showing off different shapes.

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    Keith's in love with Lance, and it's for that very reason that he finds himself in this situation. Helping Lance through a sexuality crisis, setting him up with other people, and eventually... volunteering to become friends with benefits.

    (Set post s6, but has some elements of s7 that I liked so I'm stealing them and throwing the rest away.)

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    “Keith, no, we can’t go again.” Lance pleads fall on deaf ears. Keith is honed in on him now like predator to prey. He’s fighting a losing battle and they both know it. He sees it in the way Keith is raking his eyes over him, sizing him up. “We’ll be so late getting to the bar.”

    “Just one more.” Keith insists, herding Lance toward the counter with a stubbornness that is innately wolf. Lance pouts, but he doesn't have anywhere else to go but backward.

    “That’s what you said last time! And the time before that!”

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    The week leading up to a supermoon, as told by the world's best werewolf boyfriend, Lance McClain. The good, the bad, and the horny.

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    “I missed you, you know.”

    “Yeah?” Lance sighed, warm and giddy, clearly not absorbing how serious the words truly were. Keith nodded his head for a few seconds, not trusting himself to speak around the size of his emotions. He was suddenly brought back to the years alone on the whale, when all he’d had to keep him going was memories of his friends, of Lance.

    “Yeah.” Keith said, more certainty in his voice now. He reached down, hesitantly threading his fingers through Lance’s and giving his hand a squeeze. Lance tensed next to him. “I still do.”

    “I mean, I’m right here.”

    “Are you? You still seem pretty far away.”

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    Keith laughed breathlessly, running his hand through his hair and rubbing at his eyes, wondering if this was a dream or a sleep-deprived hallucination. Yet it still stood in the same place when he pulled his hands back. Beautiful, elegant, detailed, it was unlike anything Keith had ever seen before. It put his own castle to shame. The tall spires and elegant detailing sketched into the ice, it must have taken years to build.

    To see something so beautiful built out of the thing Keith had spent his entire life loathing, it was bittersweet. He had to meet whoever had built this, whoever lived in such a bizarre and lonely place.

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    aka the Frozen au you've all been waiting for! Lance is Jack Frost, Keith is Elsa, and yes they both have white hair.

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    So, no, contrary to the team’s frequent concerned talks to him and about him… Keith wasn’t suicidal. He wasn’t seeking death each time he launched himself into a situation that was practically promising him he’d find it. He just didn’t see it as a risk. They already knew that the lions could choose another paladin if they lost the ability to work with their current one. Hell, right now they had two pilots capable of piloting Black. So, why? Why would it matter if he died out on the field chasing his purpose?

    This was what he was made for, wasn’t it? If he died for the cause, then he’d completed his mission.

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    After facing a brutal rejection the day they met, Lance hid his hurt feelings behind a grudge and faux rivalry. The problem lies in the fact that as Lance gets to know more about Keith, he realizes Keith isn't the asshole he's been making him out to be all this time, but now he doesn't know how to undo the relationship dynamic he's made for them.

    Oh, also? Keith shows up to his art class as a nude model for the day and Lance is forced to admit that underneath all the layers of denial, his crush is still burning strong.

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    You hear tales of people running away from their shitty lives to join the circus, but you never expect to find yourself in that situation, living one of those tales. Lance gives up his whole life on a whim, joining his best friends on the road as the newest member of the traveling circus: "The Castle of Lions". Despite his eagerness to leave his old life behind, Lance isn't sure he'll be able to adjust to his new one either.

    Especially not with that asshole Keith shutting him down at every possible chance. What's his problem anyway?

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    Keith recognized that face in an instant. The pale lips, messy unkempt hair despite it being considerably shorter than Keith’s, and those bright blue unblinking eyes staring back at him.

    Lance McClain.

    Monster boy.

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    “Look, it’s the Keith and Lance version of a snow angel!” Pidge said, pointing toward the horrifying imprint of limbs and faces left in the snow where they’d been fighting. Lance stifled a laugh, leaning his weight heavier against Keith, still trying to catch his breath.
    “Snow demon, no doubt.” Matt suggested, staring critically toward the mess.
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    The team decides to celebrate the holiday season in space as nostalgia gets the better of them, but reflecting on the past hurts Lance more than it helps and Keith doesn't have any memories to reflect on. AKA the one where Keith and Lance hate the holidays together, only to realize that they were actually celebrating all along in their own Keith and Lance way.

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