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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    I knew part of the problem was to do with the bath tub. The other problem was to do with your abominably shitty body. You had never done a single exercise in your entire life, which meant that you couldn’t find any configuration that let you wash your hair properly.

    Gideon washes Harrow's hair.
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    06 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Gideon accidentally sends Harrow boobs. And then just keeps on sending them.

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    29 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    “There’s something you need to know,” Harrow said to John and Mercymorn. She locked eyes with Gideon, holding her gaze firm.
    White-ringed eyes flicked between them, and a frown flickered on John’s face. “Alright.”

    “Well, it’s interesting that you’ve chosen to tell me about the visa application now,” Harrowhark said, turning to John and Mercymorn, “when Gideon only proposed last weekend.”

    John blinked. He looked between them. “Excuse me?”

    “I’m getting married,” Harrowhark said.

    “To who?” John asked.

    “To my assistant,” said Harrow, ignoring the choking, strangled noise of surprise Gideon made from the door. “To Gideon Nav. We’re engaged.” She paused, then stood. “Aren’t we, Griddle?”

    “No,” Gideon said, because she was the worst. “What the fuck?”

    Or: Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the youngest editor ever to run the Ninth House publishing company. But when Harrow violates the terms of her work visa, her only way to retain her job is to marry a US citizen— and who better than her assistant, Gideon Nav?

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    24 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Gideon wakes up to a sleep-deprived Harrow hunched over in pain. Luckily, she knows just how to help her.

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    23 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Your dreams are the only chance I get to be separate from you, to see you. I... I don't think you remember them in the morning. You don’t seem to remember me at all. You pause, sometimes, but I can never tell what you're thinking or feeling.

    I never realized you had such an imagination, Nonagesimus. Some of them seem like you could have pulled them right out of my comics. (Don’t even try to tell me you haven’t read them, I know you used to go through my stuff. Maybe my soul being tucked in with yours is rubbing off on you too.) Some of them seem like a perfectly regular life in a world that definitely isn’t ours. And others are more familiar, our lives but a little to the left.

    (remember chapters 40-42 of htn? yeah i shoved it in my bag and sprinted into the night. 9 different AUs. one lovely comic. have fun!)

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    19 Sep 2021