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    "Don't touch the tunes, Tits.”

    “Shut your pie hole, Walter Bishop."

    Darcy and Tony snark their way into something resembling an actual relationship.

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    Soulmate-mark oneshots.

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    Tony Stark is absolutely too old for crushes. Certainly too cool for it. He does not need to be this close to half a century spending so much of his brain power thinking about the fact that a beautiful man smiled at him today.

    It’s embarrassing, that’s what it is.

     

    Or, in which Bucky Barnes charms Tony, makes friends with robots and eats a lot of cake pops. There's also an attempt at world peace.

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    17 Aug 2018

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    The game starts when Tony walks into the garage to find Steve sitting astride the R1200RS, staring down at his phone, and he maybe, just a little bit, walks into a car.

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    17 Aug 2018

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    James hears Tony speak Russian for the first time and falls for the man just a little bit more.

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    16 Aug 2018

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    Tony’s still not always sure how they all fell out like this. Well, okay, it isn’t like he’s completely clueless, he’s always very aware of sex, in all its forms and manipulations, going on around him and with him.

     

    But Tony had to be blind not to notice the trinkets that Steve and Bruce were sporting.

     

    In a world where omegas are given courting gifts of jewelry when alphas or betas or other omegas want to have sex with them, the media, the newspapers, and talk show hosts always make dismissive and disgusted remarks about how Tony Stark sleeps with so many people and yet refuses to wear any of their jewelry in public. Self-centered and arrogant, some say, while others whisper that, with his wealth, Tony really shouldn't be asking for gifts in the first place. Even with all the speculation about how rich and how decadent Tony's jewelry collection must be, however, no one's ever seen it.

    Because Tony... Tony doesn't have a collection at all.

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    They thought he was working against them before? How funny.

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    14 Aug 2018

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