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What is undeniably worse than attending your sister's wedding looking as desolate and forgotten as a wilted houseplant?
Drunkenly ringing your ex-boyfriend and asking him to be your date.Series
- Part 1 of The Wedding Ring
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03 Jan 2022
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answer to a Tumblr prompt: "we were lovers in a past life" but the current incarnations are enemies-to-lovers, and they don't remember anything from their past selves.
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29 Dec 2021
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A poisonous berry. A preposterous cure.
A decidedly unscientific result.
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“No, no wait,” Hermione said suddenly, jumping to her feet. “No, forget it. I can't - ” She'd rather die. That was all there was to it.“Miss Granger, sit down!” McGonagall barked and Hermione immediately dropped back into her chair.
“As I was saying,” McGonagall went on, “the only cure is copulation with a pureblood wizard.”
“What?” Ron said, frowning.
“Copulation, Mister Weasley,” said McGonagall patiently. “Intercourse.”
“So...” Ron said, looking between Hermione and McGonagall, “so... we have to... shag?”
Hermione buried her face in her hands, wishing for all the world that she knew a spell that would open up a giant pit in the earth that would swallow her whole.
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28 Dec 2021
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Because there has only ever been one love story to save the world.
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28 Dec 2021
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Harry's seventeenth birthday is coming up, and Molly Weasley is certainly not going to let him come of age without a traditional gift of a watch.
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- Part 35 of Missing Hogwarts Moments
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10 Dec 2021