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    “Kent – Parson?” Dex said, kind of a squeak. “Like…”

    “How many Kent Parsons you know of?” Nursey said. “Yeah, Parson. Number one celeb crush. I’m mad into that douche-ass smirk, man.”

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    Kent had given up on soulmates. After a failed relationship with Jack, he was pretty content to just forget romance and focus on hockey. Since the game Mashkov lifted him by one hand and shouted his soulmate words at him, Kent spent most of his time avoiding him. But when a snowstorm diverts their flights, Kent and Alexei will have to drive the rest of the way to Jack's winter cabin together.

    All Kent has to do is survive a road trip through a foreign country with a guy who hates him, without giving away that they're "meant to be" and without doing something ridiculous like falling for him along the way.

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    “Yeah, dude, I guess. But, like, this is a fuckin’ liberal arts college, brah. Isn’t everyone in a band?”
    “I don’t know. I’ve never met anyone in a band before. I’m not in a band. Well, I’m in some school bands, but that’s not really… um. What kind of music do you play?”
    “…Well.”


    In which instead of actually playing hockey, the guys play shitty (pun intended) DIY punk in a band called Soft Hands. Classically-trained pianist Eric Bittle doesn’t quite know what has hit him.

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    11 Mar 2019

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    Bitty flushed from head to toe. “So do you think this is what they mean about Paris being the city of love?”

    “I don’t know,” Jack said, burying his nose in the side of Bitty’s hair. “I think any city is, if we’re in it together.”

    “Oh,” Bitty said, and stopped when his voice cracked. “You charmer.”

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    02 Mar 2019

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    Goddammit, Will thought as he dodged around a few strategically tall people and turned down a side street. How had he managed to leave the apartment without a hat? He peeked back around the corner. His fans were less than a block behind him, and he really couldn’t deal with them today. Frantically, he studied the shops around him, hoping for somewhere to hide.

    Coffee shop? Too easy.

    Ah! Nursery Rhymes: Poetic Floral Arrangements. Perfect. No one would ever look for him in there.

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