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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    22 Aug 2019

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    Tony drives off.

    Well, he wants to.

    But he can’t.

    Because.

    Steve Rogers is in front of his car.

    Steve fucking Rogers. Is in front of Tony’s fucking car.

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    30 Jun 2019

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    “Why do you keep pronouncing the P in ‘psychically’?” Aziraphale asks.

    “Because, angel, I am exceedingly inebriated.”

    (On psychic bonds, wings, and fear of falling.)

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    30 Jun 2019

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    "The internet, Aziraphale!" Crowley says. "This is what the internet is for. This is, quite literally, what the internet is for."

    "Oh," Aziraphale says, and Crowley knows, he just knows, that Aziraphale is going to say something about how it's jolly useful for hard-to-find first editions and tickets for the Last Night of the Proms.

    or, Aziraphale and Crowley find sex confusing.

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    14 Jun 2019

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    “I need to crash on someone’s couch for a while. Your couch. I need to crash on your couch,” Tony says.

    Steve’s mouth opens. If he asks why Tony’s going to bolt, he can feel the certainty of it under his sternum. He doesn’t have a sternum anymore, just a tangle of metal under his skin. Too many things have punched through it to get to his heart. There hasn’t been enough bone left to reconstruct anything made of flesh in a long time.

    “There’s borscht on the stove,” Steve says.

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    23 May 2019

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