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    The year is 2747 and the sons of Elrond are having a difficult interview with their father, and his advisors Erestor and Glorfindel

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  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    If the dwarves wish to keep their secrets, it is no one's business but their own.

    (And possibly Bilbo's and his heir's, but that's alright. There was a contract.)

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  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    The tale of how Legolas wound up trapped in a tree with a dwarf standing guard.

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    29 Mar 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Bilbo finally gets to show off what he’s good at, gardening.

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    19 Mar 2018

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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