mallpretzles



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  1. Schitt's Creek (36)

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  1. Summary

    I make what I call visual storytelling art. It captures moments in Patrick and David’s journey from pre to post canon. I make cover art/banners for fics, “day in the life of” scenes, and I take asks on Tumblr for whatever you’d like to see visualized.

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  2. Summary

    A series of smutty drabbles throughout David and Patrick’s relationship.

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  3. Summary

    An intimate and introspective look at David and Patrick's changing relationship, told through the lens of the store... its products, its vendors and the connection to the Greater Elms.

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  4. Summary

    A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.

    We present:


    Art by SteviesTooSpooky

     Dirty boys get clean.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

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    David Rose needs a sixth person for ultimate (trivia) game play. Enter Patrick Brewer.

    It's two smart idiots falling in love.

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    English
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    11/11
    Comments:
    891
    Kudos:
    977
    Bookmarks:
    270
    Hits:
    20828

    04 Jun 2022

  2. Rec 11

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    David Rose is just trying to drink away his sorrows after breaking up with Sebastien Raine. Enter Patrick Brewer questioning his own life choices at the moment. Both men questioning the path their lives are on discover how to be there for each other in the ways they needed most.

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    English
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    13,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    89
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    11
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    1407

    22 Jan 2022

  3. Rec 67

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    A story about when love gets hard, working through it and coming out on the other side.

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    16/16
    Comments:
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    67
    Hits:
    8985

    29 Dec 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Countdown to December 25th with me.
    One chapter per day, in triplets.
    Each triplet follows the pattern in the title, are chronological within the group of three, and terminate with the superlative adjective.
    Ratings will vary, however, overall, expect explicit content. Tags will be updated as we go.

    Suggested alternate title: Simply the -Est (since superlatives often end in -est, you see)

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    English
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    5,555
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    454
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    12414

    01 Dec 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    27 Nov 2021

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