mallpretzles
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- Schitt's Creek (36)
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Jocelyn decides to have a gender reveal party instead of a baby sprinkle.
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- Part 9 of Visual Storytelling Art
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Stevie stays at Patrick’s apartment the night before the wedding and realizes he’s still harboring some insecurities.
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Alexis flirtatiously bosses Patrick into throwing a massive, last minute event during Singles Week.
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Patrick is a troll while David eats ice cream during Housewarming and The MVP.
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- Part 8 of Visual Storytelling Art
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David and Patrick experiment with BDSM
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- Part 3 of Hot Hot Drabbles
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I make what I call visual storytelling art. It captures moments in Patrick and David’s journey from pre to post canon. I make cover art/banners for fics, “day in the life of” scenes, and I take asks on Tumblr for whatever you’d like to see visualized.
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A series of smutty drabbles throughout David and Patrick’s relationship.
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Uncharted Hearts by AuthorByNight, coffee_and_glitter, Demora00, FrizzleNox, mallpretzles, mindswindowsdoors, Obsessedwithdavrick
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
22 May 2022
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An intimate and introspective look at David and Patrick's changing relationship, told through the lens of the store... its products, its vendors and the connection to the Greater Elms.
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Slippery When Wet by Braunhosen, goodiecornbread, InEveryUniverse_SC, LegalGal421, mallpretzles, SteviesTooSpooky, StolenAway55n3, YouWereAlwaysGonnaBeTheOne
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
15 Sep 2021
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A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.
We present:
Art by SteviesTooSpookyDirty boys get clean.
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David Rose needs a sixth person for ultimate (trivia) game play. Enter Patrick Brewer.
It's two smart idiots falling in love.
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- Part 1 of Love in the Time of Trivia
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04 Jun 2022
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David Rose is just trying to drink away his sorrows after breaking up with Sebastien Raine. Enter Patrick Brewer questioning his own life choices at the moment. Both men questioning the path their lives are on discover how to be there for each other in the ways they needed most.
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22 Jan 2022
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A story about when love gets hard, working through it and coming out on the other side.
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29 Dec 2021
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Poutini's Advent Calendar 2021: Merry, Merrier, Merriest. by Poutini
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Dec 2021
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Countdown to December 25th with me.
One chapter per day, in triplets.
Each triplet follows the pattern in the title, are chronological within the group of three, and terminate with the superlative adjective.
Ratings will vary, however, overall, expect explicit content. Tags will be updated as we go.Suggested alternate title: Simply the -Est (since superlatives often end in -est, you see)
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- Part 4 of Ho Ho Horny Holidays!
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01 Dec 2021
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27 Nov 2021