major_nerdino

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  1. Public Bookmark 40

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    Peter Parker was dead.
    Contract terminated.

    Wade Wilson was never the kind of guy to give up on what he wants and what he wants now is Peter, back from he dead. He'll do anything, pay anything... He just wasn't ready for that particular cost.
    With the Ghost on the run can our two heroes work together to bring him down without breaking the rules? Or is it all for nothing?

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    21 Oct 2019

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    Ben Parker sighed as he looked up into The Thing's eyes, so expressively human in spite of the rest of his rocky appearance.

    “My fifteen-year-old nephew--who's practically my own little boy!--” he choked out with a tight voice, “h-he can't pass for human anymore. He's scared, and he's isolated, and he just needs someone else to talk to! Someone who can understand. Please."

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    Some alternate realities are unrecognizable, and some are indistinguishable. This one lies somewhere in between.

    Peter Parker's life was derailed when he mutated into a strange human/spider hybrid, and he knows that's not the way things went down for him in other realities. Still, he's determined to forge a new path and make the best of it. Sometimes "the friends we made along the way" really is the greatest treasure anyone could ask for.

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    16 Dec 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Good shit. Like so fuckin beautifully written

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    11 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GOOD SHIT FAM. TWO MORE INSTALMENTS TO COME IN THE FUTURE!!!

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    Deadpool keeps having sex with Peter and Peter… Peter keeps letting him.

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    06 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rly good, very lengthy....but rly fuckin good. Very smutty, lot of funny moments. Natasha has a lot more screen time than usual and it makes me heart flutter

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    Maybe the Blacks should have just gone the full mile and named their children after the Gods, because honestly, this plotline would fit right in with the legends of old.

    In which 15 year old Sirius find himself tripping twenty years into the future.

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    20 Oct 2018